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Intro = G A# D# D G
Verse 1
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Now outside a bar in Toledo where you had had more than your fill
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A man was rotating a chicken on a flaming hot infra red grill
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And you staggered up to him and you shouted with a voice just like a town cryer
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Hey mister your barrel organ is broken what's more your monkey's on fire
Chorus
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But the Andalucian gypsies have a saying so old but so true
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That for every man there's a woman and my darling I've chosen you
Verse 2
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Now you never ate peas with your knife dear to do so you said was a crime
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Instead you would take a celery stick and roll 'em down one at a time
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If you eat one more dumpling you'll burst dear one day to you I had to say
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You simply said pass the dumplings and stand well back out of the way
Chorus
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But the Andalucian gypsies have a saying so old but so true
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That for every man there's a woman and my darling I've chosen you
Verse 3
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You used to try to make tea cakes with a recipe your mother lent
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In my mouth they melted like butter in my stomach they set like cement
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You used to experiment daily with different things that would fill me
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It was just like playing Russian roulette I never knew which meal would kill me
Chorus
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But the Andalucian gypsies have a saying so old but so true
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That for every man there's a woman and my darling I've chosen you
Verse 4
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But on a barge tour you had a hangover it used to hang over the edge
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If a drunk were to come in and see you he'd go straight out and sign the pledge
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Oh my wife is one in a million how often have I heard that said
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But you're not one in a million you look like you're won in a raffle instead
Chorus
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But the Andalucian gypsies have a saying so old but so true
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That for every man there's a woman and my darling I've chosen you