[Intro]
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Everybody knows that the bible is full of wisdom
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The good book is great
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But a few thousand years of disputes and debates
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have shown that the text was written in such a way
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That it inherently requires intensive,
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rigorous and constant interpretation.
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Did you know that when the bible was given,
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it was delivered along with
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An oral tradition which at the time
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was expressly forbidden
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to be written down
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Now the reason why I submit must be
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is that this was to prevent undue rigidity.
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You see, the bible is a living work
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that needs to breathe
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in order to stay alive.
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Now i hope my approach won’t be seen as handfasted
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and we all know that words get distorted and twisted
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but it is my contention that some of the best
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bits were not written down.
[Verse 1]
G
Always have a little bit of salt with your tequila,
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don’t smoke your stash if you’re gonna be a dealer
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Try to drink at least 8 cups of water everyday.
G
Always keep your hockey stick on the ice,
C
if you wanna cut once you better measure twice,
D G
there is no such thing as a lunch that’s really free.
[Bridge 1]
Em
An eye for an eye means fair compensation,
Am
it doesn’t mean take up arms with another nation,
D G B
Anything written down can be twisted apart.
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Don’t be ashamed to talk about your mental health
Am
Try to love your neighbour like you love yourself
D G B
That one’s in there but it always gets forgotten
[Chorus 1]
C G
Truth doesn’t live in a book
D Em
You find it in the little surprises
C G D
The good book is only a lens to focus the view
C G
Justice for all
D Em
Is composed of the ugliest compromises
C G
You can’t only look at the lens,
D
you’ve got to look trough
[Verse 2]
G
There is no such thing as a virgin conception
C
Every good rule has an notable exception
D G D
Don’t surround yourself with friends who only agree
G
Don’t count your eggs before their chicken
C
Ask for consent before you put your dick in
D G B
Ain't nothing wrong with homosexuality
[Bridge 2]
Em
Don’t get caught with your pants around your ankle
Am
If you want to hide your money stick it in a swissbank oh
D G B
Every banking system needs a lot of regulations
Em
Never draw a picture of the prophet muhammed
Am
Unless you’re a cartoonist and you really really
D G B
Want to illustrate cultural insensitivity
[Chorus 2]
C G
Thruth doesn’t live in a book
D Em
You find it in the little surprises
C G D
The good book is only a lens to focus the view
C G
Justice for all
D Em
Is composed of the ugliest compromises
C G
You can’t only look at the lens
D
You’ve got to look trough
[Chorus 3]
C G
Thruth doesn’t live in a book
D Em
C’mon! You find it in the little surprises
C G D
The good book is only a lens to focus the view
C G
Justice for all
D Em
Is composed of the ugliest compromises
C G
You can’t only look at the lens
B
You’ve got to look trough
[Chorus 4]
C G D
Thruth does not live in a book
Em C G D
You find it in the little surprises oh
D C G
You gotta focus the view for all
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Is composed of those many ugly compromises
G D
You’ve gotta look trough,
[Outro]
G C D G
You have to live in the world to get to the truth