Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
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Date: Mon, 23 Mar 1998 16:34:12 -0500 From: "Brian j. dawson" Subject: CRD: White Trash Christmas
tabbed by [email protected] "White Trash X-mas" by Beer Softened Stool >From "The Brown Album"
Verse [G]Baby I'm dreamin' of a [F]white trash [A#] Cristmas [G]My trailers double wide [F] so Santa can't [F#] miss it [G]Baby I'm dreamin' of a [F]white trash [A#] Christmas [hold] I cant' afford no presents this [Riff 1] year!
{chorus 1} [C] My little boy junior he's a cotten-eyed-Joe [G] he sits on the front porch strummin' his banjo [C] my daughters always bitchin' after I take her to bed [D] that I gotta pay for the pregnancy test! [C] I'm countin' on you Santa and I hope you can hear [G] please dontcha' skip my trailer this year. (riff 1)
Verse [G]Baby I'm dreamin' of a [F]white trash [A#] Cristmas [G]I'm asking you Santa to [F]please [F#]forgive us [G]Baby I'm dreamin' of a [F]white trash [A#] Cristmas [hold] I made him squeal like a pig last [riff 1] year!
{chorus 2} [C] my wife's got a tattoo of Elvis on her ass [G] She used to be skinny now she looks like Mama Cass [C] her butt is lots bigger than a when she was young [D] Now her Elvis tattoo looks like Elton JOhn! [C] I'm countin' on you Santa and I hope you can hear [G] please dontcha' skip my trailer this year.(riff 1)