Em C
When someone tries to throw me shade
G C Em
I use a spell I learned o
C G
Wizards of Waverly Place
D
Because I really am a witch
Em
I turn on the niceness
G
Pretend I like em
D
They don't realize I am full of shit
C
I kill em with kindness
G
Til their body's lifeless
D
You're dead, you're dead, you're dead now!
Em C G
When I treat someone kind they always die
C Em
But I cannot be charged with a crime
C
I get away with murder all the time
G D
Yeah, that's right
Em C G
Instagram haters and Twitter trolls
D
I direct message them a sweet hello
Em C G
And when they read it at first they're smiling
D
But soon they are dying
Em C
I don't use violence
G
I kill em with kindness
D Em
It's worse than a kick in the privates
C
If I feel slighted
G
You should be frightened
D
Cos I'll explode your head now
Em C G
Selena Gomez, she must be stopped!
D
Her evil power it must be blocked!
D Em
That kind of sweetness, who could resist it?
C
This Canadian!
Em C Em
Hey, Justin Bieber, your country needs ya
D
To stop your ex girlfriend Selena
Em C G
You're numb and jaded from female attention
D
Her spell will not affect you