E
E-E
How d' you do
E-G
I see you've met my
G-A A-E
faithful handyman
E-E
He's just a little brought down
E-G
Cause when you knocked
G-A A-E
He thought you were the candy-man
E-E
Don't get strung out
E-G
by the way I look
G-A A-E
Don't judge a book by its cover
E-E
I'm not much of a girl
E-G
by the light of day
G-A
But by night I'm one hell of a
A-E
lover
B7
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite
A E
From Sensational Transylvania
E-E
Let me show you around maybe
E-G
play you a sound
G-A
You look like you're both pretty
A-E
groovy
E-E
Or if you want something visual
E-G
That's not too abysmal
G-A A-E
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
E-E
Well you got caught with a flat
E-G
Well how about that
G-A
Well babies don't you panic
E-E
By the light of the night
E-G
It all seems alright
G-A
I'll get you a satanic mechanic
B7
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite
A E
From Sensational Transylvania
E-E
Why don't you stay for the night Night
E-
G
Or maybe a bite Bite
G-A
I could show you my favourite
A-E
obsession
E-E
I've been making a man
E-G
With blond hair and a tan
G-A A-E
And he's good for relieving my tension
B7
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite
A E
From Sensational Transylvania
[Spoken]
E
So come up to the lab
G
And see what's on the slab
E
I see you shiver with antici-pation
G
But maybe the rain
E
Isn't really to blame
A
So I'll remove the cause
Hahahaha
E
But not the symptom