[Verse]
G
Listen here honey, I know you mean well
Em C G
But that southern drawl don't cover up the smell
C
Of your sweet little goody-goody
Em C G
Spoiled rotten daddy's girl act
D
Your two-faced trash talkin' tongue
C G
Might as well be an axe
[Pre-Chorus]
G
Cause you cut down anything you don't understand
Em
Anybody who interferes with your plans
C G
Of riding that high horse on to victory
D
I know you ain't that blonde
C G
So don't you play dumb with me
[Chorus]
G Em
You'd knock a girl down
G
So you could feel tall
Em G
You'd burn Cinderella's dress
D C
So you could feel like the hottest girl at the ball
Em C
You're a beauty mark on the human race
D G
And if you bless my heart I'll slap your face
[Verse]
G
It's evolution honey, and in case you didn't know
Em C G
The more you learn, the more you grow
C
When you're livin' in a bubble
G
You can bet that it's bound to burst
D
You're going to pay for every time
C G
You didn't put the greater good first
[Chorus]
G Em
You'd knock a girl down
G
So you could feel tall
Em G
You'd burn Cinderella's dress
D C
So you could feel like the hottest girl at the ball
Em C
You're a beauty mark on the human race
D G
And if you bless my heart I'll slap your face
[Post-Chorus]
G Em
Yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-ee
G Em
Yodel-ay, yodel-ay, yodel-ay-ee
G Em
Yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-ee
Yodel-ay, yodel-ay, yodel-ay-ee
[Bridge]
Em G
Judge not lest ye be judged
Em G D
Kindness and love are what pretty girls are made of
[Chorus]
G G
You'd knock a girl down
G G
So you could feel tall
Em G
You'd burn Cinderella's dress
D C
So you could feel like the hottest girl at the ball
Em C
You're a beauty mark on the human race
[Outro]
E G
And if you bless my heart I'll slap your face
D G
If you bless my heart I'll slap your face