Stoned Drunk and Naked
[Intro]
Dm
(groove until first verse)
[Verse]
G
My sweet little baby
Dm
Did me wrong again
G
Heavens, my sweet angel
Dm
spent the night with my friend
Bm
Yeah, I got stoned drunk and naked
A Dm
the foolishness won't end
G
If you were in my shoes
Dm
Which way would you go?
G
If you've ever had these mean, mean blues
Dm
Well, then I'm sure you know
Bm
When your woman's feeling happy
A Dm
Lord, it's time to let her go
G
She's dressed like a gypsy
Dm
she got lip-stick and rosy cheeks
G
Chattin' like a monkey
Dm
She's running like a dog in heat
Bm
She don't come home at night, she out
A Dm
dancing to the jungle beat
G
I'ma put her on a freight train
Dm
and send her way out West
G
When I hear that whistle blowin'
Dm
I'm gonna give my aching heart a rest
Bm
She's crying like a school girl
A Dm
Me, I'm done cleaning up her mess
[Chorus]
G
Stoned drunk and naked
A Dm
Stoned drunk and naked tellin' lies
G
Stoned drunk and naked
A Dm
Stoned drunk and naked, till I die
[Verse]
G
Whose gone done and took her
Dm
Hot damn, the girl can please
G
Lord knows she ain't no hooker
Dm
but I know for sure she ain't cheap
Bm
Now, I'm broke like a man in prison
A Dm
hang my head and weep
G
I'ma try to make a reason
Dm
about my mind too small
G
Maybe I'll just shoot her
Dm
then everything be solved
Bm
But I'd be mighty lonesome
A Dm
no argument at all
[Bridge]
Bm
I'm gonna change my point of view
A
I'm gonna climb up on dat hill
G
Seven days of thinking
Dm
If I'm a man to kill?
Bm
And then one night like lightning
A
Forgiveness in my heart
Dm
that's God's will
[?horus] x2
G
Stoned drunk and naked
A Dm
Stoned drunk and naked tellin' lies
G
Stoned drunk and naked
A Dm
Stoned drunk and naked, till I die