Biography:
Amanda Richards (born April 25, 1983) is an American singer-songwriter from Portland, Oregon, who combines elements of folk, country, rock, and blues in her music. Reviewers have referred to her as "a fine storyteller" who writes "with a brutally honest pen" while others have cited her ability to spin comedic storylines on racy, self-deprecating, or sharply feminist topics. She has independently recorded and produced four full-length albums since 2004, in recent years enlisting the help of engineer and longtime friend, Duane Miller.
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BALLBUSTER - Amanda Richards
G D G D
G
Guess who swings the hammer
C G
Oh, guess who mows the lawn
Guess who's got to stand up
D
Every time someone does me wrong
G
Well, I'm a patient woman
C A7
But it's about time that I knew
G
Are you ever gonna grow some balls
D G
Or will I have to do that for you too?
Cadd9
They don't need to be
G
Swinging down to your knees
C
Just a pair of eggs
D Cadd9
Or a pod of peas... Pleeeeeease!
G D C G D
G
Well, it's all just wasted effort
C G
Each moment that I spend
Wishin' and a-prayin', Lord
D
That your balls may soon descend
G
Well, I might seem high and mighty
C A7
But it's just occurred to me
G
That if someone's gonna grow some balls
D G
Baby, it most likely will be me
Cadd9
And you don't want to see
G
How I can turn the switch
C
From sweet honey baby
D Cadd9
To ball-bustin' bitch... Ooooooooooh
G D C G D
G
Oh, if you ever turn off the TV
C G
Oh, if you ever put down the bong
I might find it in my heart
D
To write you a better song
G
But instead of giving flak
C A7
Maybe I should be giving thanks
G
For the chlorine in the gene pool
D G
Because I know you're shooting blanks
Cadd9
They don't need to be
G
Swinging down to your knees
C
Just a pair of eggs
D Cadd9
Or a pod of peas... Pleeeeeease!
G D C G
Grow a pair... Yeaaah
G D G D
G
Guess who swings the hammer
C G
Oh, guess who mows the lawn
Guess who's got to stand up
D
Every time someone does me wrong
G
Well, I'm a patient woman
C A7
But it's about time that I knew
G
Are you ever gonna grow some balls
D G
Or will I have to do that for you too?
Cadd9
They don't need to be
G
Swinging down to your knees
C
Just a pair of eggs
D Cadd9
Or a pod of peas... Pleeeeeease!
G D C G D
G
Well, it's all just wasted effort
C G
Each moment that I spend
Wishin' and a-prayin', Lord
D
That your balls may soon descend
G
Well, I might seem high and mighty
C A7
But it's just occurred to me
G
That if someone's gonna grow some balls
D G
Baby, it most likely will be me
Cadd9
And you don't want to see
G
How I can turn the switch
C
From sweet honey baby
D Cadd9
To ball-bustin' bitch... Ooooooooooh
G D C G D
G
Oh, if you ever turn off the TV
C G
Oh, if you ever put down the bong
I might find it in my heart
D
To write you a better song
G
But instead of giving flak
C A7
Maybe I should be giving thanks
G
For the chlorine in the gene pool
D G
Because I know you're shooting blanks
Cadd9
They don't need to be
G
Swinging down to your knees
C
Just a pair of eggs
D Cadd9
Or a pod of peas... Pleeeeeease!
G D C G
Grow a pair... Yeaaah
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