Crazy Downtown:Allan Sherman.
#6 AC and #40 on BB Hot 100 on
WARNER BROS. Records in 1965.
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#1.
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Mommy and Dad are never nervous or mad
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when you teenagers go, downtown.
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Daddy and Mom just stay at home and keep calm
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and watch the late late show, up..town.
CHORUS:
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Cause when you kids are gone we get to spend
some time alone, here.
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That's our only chance to use the bathtub or
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the phone here..when you're away.
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Be-sides, we're stuck, where we are, because you
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kids took our money, you kids took our car and
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went, downtown, where can you possibly..?
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downtown, it's twenty after three.
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downtown, what do you mean by, "Let's Frug"?
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(Downtown.........downtown..)
#2.
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You don't come home till 4 AM cause you're roaming
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in the streets somewhere, downtown.
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We would feel swell if only someone would tell us
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what goes on down there, downtown.
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And every time we ask you what you're doing after
dark, there.
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You just say that you were Frugging to Petula Clark,
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there..that's what I mean.
CHORUS:
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So, kids, give your folks a break, because you're
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driving us crazy, we sit here all night and take,
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Miltown, swallowing pills so we'll calm down, counting
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the hours you're downtown, you and your Frug and your Slop.
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(Downtown.........downtown..downtown..)
INTERLUDE: B..Gb B.....E Gbm......B Ebm.....E Gb
#3.
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While we're lying there we try to watch the television.
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Then you call us up and say you've had a slight collision..
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there goes the car.
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Besides that, you've been arrested so we've got to get up,
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and we've got to get dressed and go..downtown....borrow
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a car and go..downtown....that's where you are, you finks..
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downtown, wait 'till I get you kids home.
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(Downtown.........downtown..downtown..)
OUTRO:(SPOKEN:)
There'll be no more Frugging, no Swim, no Jerk,
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(Downtown.........downtown..downtown..)
no Mashed Potato, no Slop!..and you know what else?
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(Downtown.........downtown..downtown..)
You're gonna stay home tonight, and your mother and I are
going downtown and we're going to dance the Tango, and the
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(Downtown.........downtown..downtown..)
Waltz, and the Foxtrot, and we're gonna do the Bunny Hop.
That's a nice dance!..and there'll be no more Frugging!
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(Downtown.........downtown..downtown..)
Is that quite clear?..NO MORE FRUGGING!!
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(Downtown.........downtown..downtown..)(Fade.)
A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.