[Intro]
A7 E
Space and time, well they have to align
D7 F
For The Great Sinvaine
[Chorus]
E E E E
Woah... woah... woah... woah...
[Verse 1]
E C
I lost my job to a postman in the mob
G B7
When they found me I was almost first class mail
[Chorus]
E E
Woah... woah...
[Verse 2]
E C
I lost my girl, she was the best cat in the world
G B7
Eating chipmunks, leaving only paws and tail
[Chorus]
E E E E
Woah... woah... woah... woah...
[Bridge]
D D D D D G E
D A G D A G E
G D A G D A E
D D D D D D E
[Verse 3]
E C
I lost my keys, it had nothing to do with me
G B7
Well I dropped them on the subway train at night
E E
Woah... Woah...
E C
I lent my knife to a cousin of my third wife
G B7
They just happened to work for TSA
A7 E
Space and time, well they have to align
D7 F
For The Great Sinvaine
[Interlude]
D C G D C G
I've been told that you're getting cold
D C G D C G
Well here's my coat, now tie this rope
D C G D C G
I've been told that you're getting cold
D C G D C G
Well here's my coat, now tie this rope
D C B7
Around your neck
[Chorus]
E E C G B7
Woah... woah... woah... woah...
E E C G B7 E
Woah... woah... woah... woah...