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People Who Can Eat People Are The Luckiest People In The World

by AJJ (Andrew Jackson Jihad)

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Rejoice!
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C
F G C
F G C
F G F F F F F F F F
Am G C

C
Rejoice, rejoice, God's ears are stitches
Am
Rejoice, his eyes are big Xs
C
Oh, rejoice, his arms are burning witches
Am
Oh, rejoice, his hands perform hexes
F G C
Rejoice despite the fact this world will hurt you
F G C
And rejoice despite the fact this world will kill you
F G C Em Am
And rejoice despite the fact this world will tear you to shreds
F G C
Rejoice because you're trying your best

F G C
F G C
F G F F F F F F F F
Am G C

C
And rejoice, the bed you sleep in is burning
Am
Oh, rejoice, the sky's fucking falling
C
Oh, rejoice, the world we know is turning
Am
Oh, rejoice, your father's been calling
F G C
Rejoice although this world will devastate you
F G C
And rejoice although this world will penetrate you
F G C Em Am
And rejoice although you will not survive
F G C
Rejoice, you'll never make it out alive

F G C
F G C
F G F F F F F F F F
Am G C

C
And rejoice, your hair it smells like burning hair
Am
Oh, rejoice, your nails all got chewed off
C
Oh, rejoice, and holy fuck you're bleeding there
Am
Oh, rejoice, you burned your whole beard off
F G C
Rejoice despite the fact this world will hurt you
F G C
And rejoice despite the fact this world will kill you
F G C Em Am
And rejoice despite the fact this world will tear you to shreds
F G C
Rejoice because you're trying your best

F G C
F G C
F G F F F F F F F F
Am G C

Tabbed by Sean Keeley [2008]

Brave as a Noun

People Who eat People are The Luckiest people in the world

** = strumming pattern such as in the intro.

Standard tuning: EADGBe

Sean uses all open chords in this and at most times, the partial barre chord of F.
But it doesn't matter which ones, I guess.

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Intro: C**

C
I could go off the deep end,

Am
I can kill all my best friends.

F
I can follow those stylish trends.

G
God knows I can make amends.

C Am
But I've got an angry heart, filled with cancer and poppy tarts.

F G
If this is how you folks make art, well that's fucking depressing.

Am G
And it's sad to know

C F
that we are not alone

Am G
and it's sad to know there's no easy way out.

C**

C
Im afraid to leave the house,

Am
Im as timid as a mouse.

F
Im afraid if I go out

G
Ill out wear my welcome.

C
Im not a courageous man.

Am
I dont have any big, lasting plans.

F
Too cowardly to take a stand,

G
I want to keep my nose clean.

Am G C F
And it's sad to know that we are not all alone in this,

Am G F
and its sad to know there's no honest way out.

Am G C F
In this life we lead, we can conquer everything

Am G
If we can just get the braves to get out of

C**
bed in the morning.

Survival Song

C F C G C F C G C

C

C F
I broke my promise on a very sharp rock

C G
and I was possessed by something quite unfriendly

C G Am F
and I was haunted by a demon in my sleep

C G C
and that's how I learned how to survive

C

C F
and I gave a beer to a bum that was drinking

C G
and I gave some sauce to my bestest friend for cooking

C G Am F
and I gave water to all I thought were thirsty

C G C
and that's how I learned how to survive

C

C F
and I gave some money to my bank for safe keeping

C G
and I gave some money to my landlord he was needing it

C G Am F
and I gave attention to the TV that was bleeding

C G C
and that's how I learned how to survive

C

C
If you ain't got the do re mi boys

C G
If you ain't got the do re mi

C F
Well you'd better go back to beautiful Texas

C G C
Oklahoma Kansas Georgia Tennessee

C
California is a garden of eden

C F
a paradise to live in or see

C G Am F
but believe it or not you won't find it so hot

C G C
If you ain't got the do re mi

C

C F
and I just ripped off a man named Woodie Guthrie

C G
and I bought a restaurant for his son named Alice

C G Am F
and I fed false information to the audience

C G C
and that's how I learned how to survive

C

C F
and I give a thank you to my father for leaving me

C G
and I give a finger to my step father for beating me

C G Am F
and I give props to myself for achieving

C G C
goddamn I'm glad that I survived

C G C
goddamn I'm glad that I survived

C

C F
and I just handed you a giant load of gibberish

C G
and I give love to a lover quite deserving of it

C G Am F
and I give thanks to all of you for listening

C G C
to the story of how we all learned how to survive

Bad Bad Things

Am Em Am
Am Em Am

Do you remember me?
C
I killed your family
G F
And now I am going to kill you too
Am
I made your brother bleed
C
I made your father scream
G F
And I made your mother say those things that she said to me
Am C G F Em
She said, "Do with me what you want, but please don't hurt my family, don't hurt my family
Am C G F Em
Take my pride, take my life, take my body but don't take the ones that are close to me.
Am C G F Em
Oh, do with me what you want, but please don't hurt my family, don't hurt my family
Am C G F Em
Take my pride, take my life, take my body but don't take the ones that I love."
Am
And I continued without mercy

Am Em Am
Am Em Am

So I looked into your eyes
C
And I saw a reflection
G F
Of a coward that you and I both hate very much
Am
And then I grabbed the knife
C
And I let the blood out of your throat
G F
And I smashed those tiny mirrors inside of your skull

And I got to thinking
Am C G F Em
If I don't go to hell when I die I might go to heaven
Am C G F Em
If I don't go to hell when I die I might go to heaven
Am C G F Em
If I don't go to hell when I die I might go to heaven
Am C G F Em
If I don't go to hell when I die I might go to heaven
Am
Might go to heaven, but probably not

No More Tears

hords are right. listen to the song for timing. some of the words might be wrong.
this is my first tab, gimme a break

C Am
No more tears, no more crying

F G C
No more sighing, lying, or dying

C Am
No more HIV, no more tweeking

F G C
No more drugs with our immune systems being weakened

F G C Am
Just happy times and half-ass rhymes and mimes is mimes of ears

F G C
But most of all I want no more tears

C Am
No more bad times, No more bummers

F G C
No more SUV's and no more hummers

C Am
No more racism, no more discrimination

F G C
No more fucked up folks keeping people out of our nation

F G C Am
We're all one big band all across this land and we should sing in tune

F G C Am
Lets grow the balls to break the walls. We've got to do it soon

F G C Am
But most of all I want no more tears. No more crying

F G C F C
No more sighing, lying, or dying

Bells & Whistles

Pretty crazy chord changes in the beginning. Pretty sure this is right, though.
Listen to the song for strumming.

INTRO (over the "whoa oh"s):
F G C E Am G F x 3
F G
C G
C G
C G
C G

VERSE:
C Am
I have often wondered if a pregnant woman is decapitated
G
Will the baby survive? Will the baby survive? Oh oh oh
C Am
I have also wondered if that baby lives its life
G
What kind of life will the baby lead? And will the baby ever be happy? No
C Am
His heart will be bloated and swollen just like his soul
G
Too big to fit in his body
C
And I don't think that I can take it
Am
And I don't think that you can take it
G
And I know he sure as hell can't take it
G
So we all go, so we all go, so we all go

Repeat the INTRO here.

Randy's House

intro:Am G C Em x2

Am G C Em Am G C Em Am G
I've got the rotten apple core feeling, dying like a living ghost, now I'm
C Em Am G C Em
lying on the ground not making a sound, thinking I love you the most.

F G C Am F G C Em
And I hope our candles flicker and die so that our hearts don't burn to the
Am F G Am G C Em repeat intro
ground, down, down, just like Randy's house.

Am G C Em Am G C Em Am
When you kissed me on the cheek with a gun I became a setting sun, now
G C Em Am G C
you're heading west bound while I'm lying on the ground thinking you were
Em
the one.

F G C Am F G C Em
And I hope our candles flicker and die so that our hearts don't burn to the
Am F G C
ground, down, down, just like Randy's house.

A Song Dedicated To The Memory Of Stormy The Rabbit

The bells or xylophone or whatever in the intro is just Am G F x 3, then E, but played like...

A---77----55---33---33----|
E-5-----3----1----1-------|

x3, then

A---22---22---22---22-------------|
E-0----0----0----0----------------|

You can play the chords for the song or play the rhythm like it is above, both sound
Here's the chords with the words for the whole song.

Am G F
For four four nights I have fled from my fortress
Am G F
Foraging forests five footsteps in length
Am G F
Fortitude found within forty ounce bottles
Am G F
Flowing like flies from your face
E
From your face

Am G F
My neighborhood has been filled brim with black cats
Am G F
And when I go driving they walk in my path
E
All the time, every time
Am G F
La da dada dum da da dum da da dum
Am G F
La deeda da dum da da dum da da dum
Am G F
E
La deeda da dum da da dum da da dum da da dum da da dum

Am G F
First we were babies, we're birthing and dying
Am G F
Then we were children, we're playing and crying
Am G F
Then we're teenagers we're smoking and fucking
Am G F
Now we're all grownup and we're sadly sighing
Am G F
And lacking but lurking and licking our wounds
Am G F
We've created by lusting and lying
E
To ourselves and to others
Am G F
E
We're sadly sigh-hyhy-hy-hyhy-hyhy-hy-hyhy-hy-ing
Am G F
E
We're sadly sigh-hyhy-hy-hyhy-hy-hyhy-hy-hyhy-hy-ing
Am G F
E
We're sadly sigh-hyhy-hy-hyhy-hy-hyhy-hy-hyhy-hy-ing
Am G F
E
We're sadly sigh-hyhy-hy-hyhy-hy-hyhy-hy-hyhy-ing

Am G F
And I'd like to be a big ball of meat
Am G F
For bees to buzz around and eat
E
When I die, so I might be granted
Am
One sense of purpose

END

PEOPLE 2 THE RECKONING

Intro: Am, C, G, F (use your "pinky finger" for each chord; listen to the song)
Am, C, G, F (hold on F for 8 measures second time)

Verse: (Note:don't do the "pinky thing" for the singing parts)

Am
Nobody knows everything
G
We know this to be true
F
Everything is difficult
C G
Except what's in front of you
Am G
But it's complicated even under your nose
F
Bullshit math equations
C G
And your highs and your lows
Am
And your manic depression
G
It comes and it goes
F
Your parasympathetic nervous system reacts
C G
And you're in fight-or-flight mode

Am, C, G, F (Note: "pinky thing")
Am, C, G, F (hold F for 4 measures second time)

Verse: (same chords as 1st verse)

Am G
How's the world so small when the world is so large?
F C G
And what made the world, could I please speak to who's in charge?
Am G
Everything is real but it's also just as fake
F C G
From your daughter's birthday party to your grandmother's wake
Am G
And your bi-polar illness, it comes and it goes
F
Your parasympathetic nervous system reacts
C G
And you're in fight or flight
C F
You're in fight or flight
C G
You're in fight or flight mode

Am, C, G, F (Note: "pinky thing")
Am, C, G, F (hold on F for 8 measures second time)

Verse: (same chords as 1st verse)

Am G
I've tried to know which words to sing so many times
F
And I've tried to know which chords to play
C G
And I've tried to make it rhyme
Am G
And I've tried to find the key that all good songs are in
F C G
And I've tried to find the notes to make that great resounding din
Am
But there's a bad man in everyone
G
No matter who we are
F C G
There's a rapist and a Nazi living in our tiny hearts
Am G
Child pornographers and cannibals, and politicians too
F C G
There's someone in your head waiting to fucking strangle you

Am
So here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
C Am G
People love you more, oh never mind, oh never mind
Am
In fucking fact, Mrs. Robinson
C Am G
The world won't care whether you live or die, live or die
Am
In fucking fact, Mrs. Robinson,
C Am G
They probably hate to see your stupid face, your stupid face
Am
So here's to you, Mrs. Robinson,
C Am, C, G, F
You live in an unforgiving place.

Am, C, G, F (hold F for 8 measures 2nd time)
(Note: "pinky thing")

Personal Space Invader

Tabbed by: CadetPD
Email:[email protected]

Tuning:standard

C F Am Em

C F Am Em
I gave birth to twin wire hang overs.

C F Am Em
and now I am a personal space invader.

C F Am Em
I've got essays, I've got finals due.

C F Am Em
I have got lots and lots of problems.

C
Look out!

Em
Look ou-ah-how-ow out

C F Am Em

C F Am Em
And how can you put that straw up your nose,

C F Am Em
when you know how coke is manufactured?

C F Am Em
Its made by children for the immature.

C F Am Em
It is made by babies who've been captured.

C Em
It's a sin against your fellow man.

C Em

C F Am Em

Changes Tempo

C F Am
And welcome to this world, have as much fun as

Em
you would like while

C F Am Em
helping others have as much fun as you are having.

C F Am Em
Be kind to those you love, and be kind to those you don't.

C F Am Em
But for Gods sake you gotta be kind, and respectful because we're all one soul.

Be the best fucking human you could be!

C F Am Em
Keep speeding up each time

People

Great, reasonably fast track here. Very enjoyable to play.
Standard tuning.

G

People are wasteful, they waste all the food

D
People are hateful and people are rude

G B5 C G
But God I love some people sometimes

D G
Because people are very, very special

And people are impatient, they don't know how to wait

D
People are selfish and people are prone to hate

G B5 C G
But God I love some people sometimes

D G
Because people are the greatest thing to happen

B5 C G
I said God I love some people sometimes

D G
Because people are the greatest thing to happen

And people are people regardless of skin

D
People are people regardless of creed

G B5 C G
People are people regardless of gender

D G
People are people regardless of anything

B5 C G
I said people are people regardless of gender

D G
People are people regardless of anything

And people are my religion because I believe in them

D
People are my enemies and people are my friends

G B5 C G
I have faith in my fellow man

D G
And I only hope that he has faith in me

B5 C G
I said I have faith in my fellow man

D G
And I only hope that he has faith in me

B5 C G
I said I have faith in my fellow man

D G
And I only hope that he has faith in me

Tabs compiled by OLLIE868686