Never trust a man (with egg on his Face) by Adam And The Ants
Off the LP, Dirk wears whit sox, from 1979.
Intro: Am C E E(G bass) x2
Am C E E(G bass)
A man and a woman walking down the Street
With a son and a daughter it was oh so sweet
When mummy turned to daddy and she said my dear
write out your will because the end is near
Then she pulled out the gun and I saw the sparks
Messed up the suit that he'd bought from Marks Because
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She'd heard the voices from outer space
She'd heard the voices from outer space
She'd heard the voices from outer space
Am C E E(G bass)
Saying, never trust a man
with egg on his Face
Saying, never trust a man
with egg on his Face
Am C E E(G bass)
Three months later mrs b stands
A smile on her face, blood on her hands
The kiddies got scared and have run home to bed
The headlines in the papers said that
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she was the victim of an awful plan.
Announced through the mouthpiece of a Little green man
She'd heard the voices from outer space Saying
Am C E E(G bass)
Saying, never trust a man
with egg on his Face
Saying, never trust a man
with egg on his Face
la la (repeat to end)