Aaron Watson - If You're Not In Love
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Well I'm trying not to panic
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But I'm gettin' all romantic
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Gettin' soft with everything I say and do
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I'm talkin' hours on the phone
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Puttin' on that sweet cologne
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I'm even putting down the toilet seat for you
Oh wait a minute it gets worse
I found myself holding your purse
Waiting outside that bra and pantie store
My boss' wife walked by
She spotted me and told me hi
And I knew then
I was in for it for sure
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Now all the boys down at the shop know
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And they sure do find it funny
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They say you've changed my ways
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And that you're spending all my money
[Chorus]
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Honey if you're not in love
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If you're not in love
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If you're not in love
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Oh if you're not in love...
Well I'm in a whole lot of trouble
I get this lump in my throat
I think I sold my boat
So I could buy that diamond ring for you
Now I'm hopin' and I'm wishin'
That since I can't go fishin'
You don't make me sell my golf clubs too
Now all the boys down at the shop know
And they laughed until I cried
I told them If I mess this up
My mamma's gonna tear my hide
[Chorus]
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Honey if you're not in love
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If you're not in love
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If you're not in love
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Oh if you're not in love...
Well I'm in a whole lot of trouble
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I gave up that can of snuff
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No more NASCAR on TV
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Honey If that ain't enough
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This may be the death of me
[Chorus]
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Honey if you're not in love
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If you're not in love
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If you're not in love
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Oh if you're not in love...
Well I'm in a whole lot of trouble