Written by: Daniel Messinger and Marc Mooney
Tabbed by: Daniel Messinger
Intro
Dm , A , G , Em (2x)
Verse
Dm A
Woke up this morning
G Em
You were nowhere to be found
Dm A G Em
Your edible panties were on the ground
Dm A
There was a bite out of them
G Em
And then I spy
Dm A G Em
You slutting around with another guy
Chorus
F
Why! Why! Why!
C
You gotta slut around
F
Why! Why! Why!
C
You gotta slut around
Verse
Dm A G Em
Found your number on a piece of paper (pap"a")
Dm A G Em
Called it, but it was some fuck that dates ya
Dm A G Em
I can't believe I almost ate ya
Dm A G Em
Glad I didn't cuz you got VD
Dm A G Em
Hapatitis or some HIV
Dm A G Em
I ain't tryin' to die yet slut
Dm A G Em
As I write this you're probably getting fucked in the butt
Chorus
F
Why! Why! Why!
C
You gotta slut around
F
Why! Why! Why!
C
You gotta slut around