* = single strum
[Intro]
D7*
[Verse 1]
G*
It’s the day of love
G* D*
And I guess I’m your date
D*
You partook in a youtube game
G*
But we can call it fate
G* G7*
Cause if this wasn’t manufactured
C* Cm*
If it weren’t pretend
G* F#*
Here’s a list of reasons why
D7*
You wouldn’t date me again...
[Interlude]
D7
[Verse 2]
G
My room’s a mess
I usually dress
D
Like I am twelve years old
D
My temper’s bad
I’m always sad
G D
I'll complain when I’m cold
G
I’m usually touring
G7
Usually boring
C Cm
Enneagram 4
G
I'll lose my keys
F#
You’ll never see
D7
My bathroom floor
[Verse 3]
G
I cry every day
I’m always late
D
I chew my pens
I’ve not seen “friends”
G
Not great with dogs
I monologue
D
I pick my skin
Drink too much gin
G
Leave you on “read”
G7
Have a loft bed
C
Never unpacked
Cm
Always jetlagged
G*
Insufferable
F#*
Uncomfortable
D7*
Incapable
B7* A#7* A7* G#7* G
Undateable~?