CHIRSTIANS IN LOVE - DEAD CAT BOUNCE
(http://deadcatbounce.ie/)
Tabbed by: Danger_Dave17
Tuning: Standard
These chords arent exactly what they play live, but theyre suitable for singing along to.
B: 799877
G#/Abm: 466444
E: 022100
F: 133211
G#/Ab: 466544
B G#/Abm
It’s pretty clear, theyve no idea what they're doing
B G#/Abm
But its their wedding night, and theyre determined to get through it
E
Christians in Love
F G#/Ab E
Rolling around like a couple if pigs in a Barrel
E
Christians in Love
F G#/Ab E
Flapping about like a couple of Trout in a Puddle
G#/Ab F
Like a Chimpanzee at a buffet car,
F E
theyre just grabbing at things before they know what they are
E F
And seeing if they can fit them in their mouths
G#/Ab F
Like a Pony trapped in a broken lift,
F E
theyve no idea what buttons theyve pressed
E F
Theyre just enjoying going up and down
E B G#/Abm
And theyre making neighing sounds
B G#/Abm
And as the daybreak looms, their crazy passion knows no limit
B G#/Abm
Cause neither one of them, know how they're meant to know theyre finished
E
Christians in Love
F G#/Ab E
Rubbing away like theyre getting a stain off a carpet
E
Christians in Love
F G#/Ab E
Making a sound like a goose being drowned in a bucket
G#/Ab F
Like a shithouse door in a force nine gale,
F E
theyre banging away till the hinges fail
E F
With no discernable sense of rhythm
G#/Ab F
Like Keanu Reeves in the movie speed
F E
theyre scared that slowing down might lead
E F
To some sort of explosive cataclysm
E B G#/Abm
Taking Dennis Hopper with them
B G#/Abm
By now Ive guessed, I guess I know what youre all thinking
B G#/Abm
Why am I watching them, and how have they not heard me singing
E
Christians in Love
F G#/Ab E
Possibly deaf or else so incredibly focused
F G#/Ab E
On the task in hand that theres a four piece band they havent noticed
G#/Ab F
In the en-suite watching them get laid,
F E
and wondering when well be paid
E F
For a wedding that's been over several hours
G#/Ab F
But well stick it out as long as it takes
F E
till either our resolve or the headboard breaks
E F
At least weve got a toilet and a shower (right guys?)
E B
Then I guess well just keep singing louder
B
Hey you, wheres our money? Hey you, wheres our money?
G#/Abm
Hey you, wheres our money? Hey you, wheres our money?
(Christians in love)
(Repeat till fade)
Corrections welcome. Thanks.
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