Our MPs Are Arseholes
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Now here's a torrid story of greed deceit and lust
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About bad Politicians who made our country bust
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Some of them stole a fortune others stole a mint
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They've squandered all our money and left the Nation skint
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Oh Our MPs are arseholes They're no bloody good
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They've ripped off the electorate just because they could
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We've paid off all their mortgages and bought their garden gnomes
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Rented dodgy sex tapes and furnished second homes
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I say I say I say Prime Minister I found an MP's chandelier in my dustbin
How do you know it was an MP's It still had the John Lewis sticker on it
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One day while strolling in Whitehall I saw a sight so queer
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Some poor old Politician - was crying in his beer
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I said What's up moi luvver and What's a doin' 'ere
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He said The PM's sacked me FOR GETTING CAUGHT
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Oh Our MPs are arseholes They're no bloody good
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They've ripped off the electorate just because they could
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We've paid off all their mortgages and bought their garden gnomes
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Rented dodgy sex tapes and furnished second homes
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I say I say I say Mr Politician Oh it's you again I think I just had sex with your wife
Really What makes you think it was my wife Well she invoiced me twice
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Oh Kick them out Speak up Speak out about justice and wrongful deeds
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We have a dream Oh Lor' where Politicians fulfill OUR needs
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We've paid the bill they've served us ill arrest the thieving cowards
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Make them pay the money back then LOCK THEM IN THE TOWER
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Oh Our MPs are arseholes They're no bloody good
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They've ripped off the electorate just because they could
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We've paid off all their mortgages and bought their garden gnomes
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Rented dodgy sex tapes and furnished second homes