[MW 3]
Eb Db Bb5
Um hmmm. Looks like there's gonna be trouble.
[Angel 3]
Eb Db Bb5
Oa-wee. He don't know who he's messin' with. Uh. Huh
[Angel 2]
Eb Db Bb5 Eb Db Bb5
Ladies, Gentlemen, and those who have yet to make up your minds...
[Referee Angel]
Eb Db Bb5
In this corner, lean and brown
Eb Db Bb5
Weighing in in a gold lame gown. Yeah! Yeah!
Eb Db Bb5
In this corner, here tonight
Eb Db Bb5
In the cradle of a bright white light
[Pat and Angel 3]
Eb Db Eb
Hit him in his big mouth
Ab Eb Ab Bb5
Hit him in his insecurity.
[Lola's team]
Bb5
Yeah
[Pat and Angel 3]
Eb Db Eb
Hit him off his high horse
Fm Ab Bb5
Hit him so everyone can see
[Lola's team]
Eb Db Bb5
Yeah
[Trish]
Eb Db Bb5 Eb Db Bb5
What do you think you are coming out town looking like a penny sardine on a five star plate
Bb5
You better watch your back!
[Referee Angel]
Eb Db Bb5
In this corner, heavy weight
Eb Db Bb5
Breathing heavy like a butter milk cake
Eb Db Bb5
Can a real man ever confess?
Eb Db Bb5
He was beaten by a guy in a dress
[Trish and MW 3]
Eb Db Eb
Oh hit him in the lipstick
Ab Eb Ab Bb5
Hit him in his femine mystique.
[Don's team]
Bb5
Yeah
[Trish and MW 3]
Eb Db Eb
Hit him off his high heel
Ab Eb
Hit him in the cheek
Ab Fm Ab Eb N.C.
And send him back to London town
[Trish]
N.C.
Sequin freak.
[Pat]
Bb5
You are gonna get slapped, slapped, slapped
[Angel 2]
Bb5
Alright, alright, alright
Bb5
Listen up you two. I want a clean, fair, but artfully performend fight
Bb5
I don't want to see any blows below the belt or any hairs out of place.
Bb5
Hang on, darling, you've a tick of lipstick on your teeth.
Bb5
All right then. Get to your corners... and come out fighting!
[Trish]
Eb Db C5
He ain't half the man Don is!
[Pat]
C5
You can say that again!
[Women and George]
F Eb C5
In this corner wow the crowd
F Eb C5
Take him down and make us ladies proud
[Men and Trish]
F Eb C5
In this corner, dominate
F Eb C5
Set her up so we can set her straight
[Referee Angel]
N.C.
Round one!
[All]
Eb E F
Hit him in his big mouth
Bb F Bb C5
Hit him in his insecurity
C5
Yeah
F Eb F
Hit him off his high horse
Gm Bb C5
Hit him so everyone can see
F Eb C5
Ooh, yeah!
[Angel 2]
C#5 D5
Back to your corners, you beasts!
[Angel 3]
D5
Care for a Grasshopper, darling? It'll keep you bouncy.
[Pat]
D5
If you finish him off fast we can still get Kimchee at the Korean's.
[Don]
G F D5
So you got a good shot but don’t get cocky
[Lola]
G F D5
I am pretty as Ali and tough as Rocky
[Don]
G F D5
If you’re lucky I might let you off easy
[Lola]
G F D5
Don you know I get excited when you tease me
[Trish]
G F G F
What’s the matter Don you look a little pale?
[Lola]
C5
I feel like a hammer
[Don]
F Eb C5
I feel like the nail
[Trish]
F Eb F Eb
Come on Don, knock him black and blue
[Pat]
C5
Here comes an uppercut, a left hook and a pirouette too!
[Referee Angel]
N.C.
Round two!
[All]
Db D Eb
Hit him in his big mouth
Ab Eb Ab Bb5
Hit him in his insecurity
Bb5
Yeah
Eb Db Eb
Hit him off his high horse
Fm Ab5
Hit him so everyone can!
Bb5
Everyone can!
Db5 D5
Everyone can!
[Referee Angel]
N.C.
Un! Deux! Trois!
[All]
Eb5 E5 F
Hit him off his high horse
Bb F Bb C5
Don really let that big fist fly
C5
Yeah
F Eb D
He hit him with his brute force
Bb F Bb5 C5
Now he can hold his head up high
Eb5
High
F5
High
G5 Cm
Now he can hold his head up high!