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Flight Of The Conchords

You Don't Have To Be A Prostitute

by Flight Of The Conchords
Flight Of The Conchords

Biography:

Flight of the Conchords is a Grammy award-winning folk/pop/comedy duo comprised of Bret McKenzie formerly of The Black Seeds, Video Kid, and The Wellington International Ukulele Orchestra fame and Jemaine Clement formerly of The Humourbeasts, who met in 1998 while studying film and theatre in Wellington, New Zealand. Billing themselves as "New Zealand's fourth most popular guitar-based digi-bongo acapella-rap-funk-comedy folk duo", the group uses a combination of witty banter and acoustic guitars to work the audience.

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Flight Of The Conchords

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Am Am(maj7)
It's a cold night beneath the street light
Am7
There's a man whose pants are too tight
Dm E7
Oh no his pants are too tight my pants are too tight

Am Am(maj7)
He stands there an empty stare
Am7
Trying to make enough money for his cab fare home
Dm E7
He'll have to walk home tonight don't have enough for the ride

Am Am(maj7)
The streets are cruel he tries to act cool
Am7
He goes to work with only his one tool
Dm E7
You can put away tool Jermaine

C G F
You don't have to be a prostitute no no no no no
C G F
You can say no to being a man-ho a male gigolo
C G F
You don't have to be a prostitute no no no no no
C G F
You can say no to being a night looker boy hooker rent boy bro ho

C G F
He can't see his way out
I cannot see my way out

C G F
He can't see his way out
Male prostitution seems to
be my only option

C G F
He can't see his way out
I cannot see my way out

C G F
He can't see his way out
No no no no no no

Am Am(maj7)
He selling cheap thrills to pay his expensive bills
Am7
But check you resume you must have some other skills
Dm E7
Do you have any other skills Like typing

Am Am(maj7)
They see him wanted to please them
Am7
Wanted to play them but they don't even pay him
Dm E7
Oh no no they don't think he's worth it at all

Am Am(maj7)
Though they're unknown he tries to bring them home
Am7
Maybe it'd be okay if he lived alone
Dm E7
Ooh you have a roommate Jermaine don't bring them home

C G F
You don't have to be a prostitute no no no no o
C G F
You can say no to being a man-ho a male gigolo
C G F
You don't have to be a prostitute no no no no no
C G F
You can say no to being a night looker boy hooker rent boy bro ho




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