Biography:
Flight of the Conchords is a Grammy award-winning folk/pop/comedy duo comprised of Bret McKenzie formerly of The Black Seeds, Video Kid, and The Wellington International Ukulele Orchestra fame and Jemaine Clement formerly of The Humourbeasts, who met in 1998 while studying film and theatre in Wellington, New Zealand. Billing themselves as "New Zealand's fourth most popular guitar-based digi-bongo acapella-rap-funk-comedy folk duo", the group uses a combination of witty banter and acoustic guitars to work the audience.
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Other songs:
- A Kiss Is Not A Contract
- Albi The Racist Dragon
- Angels
- Bret You Got It Going On
- Bus Drivers Song
- Business Time
- Carol Brown
- Father And Son
- Friends
- Hiphopopotamus Vs. Rhymenoceros
- Hurt Feelings
- I'm Not Crying
- If You're Into It
- Jenny
- Leggy Blonde
- Most Beautiful Girl In The Room
- Pencils In The Wind Tape Of Love
- Petrov, Yelyena, And Me
- Sellotape
- Sugalumps
- The Humans Are Dead
- The Most Beautiful Girl In The Room
- Think About It
- Think About It Think Think About It
- You Don't Have To Be A Prostitute
- Leggy Blonde (feat. Rhys Darby)
- The Most Beautiful Girl
- A Gender Reversal Reversal
- Albi
- Bowie
- Bret You Got It Goin On
- Dreams
- Feel Inside And Stuff Like That
- Femident Toothpaste
- Foux Da Fa Fa
- Frodo
- Goodbye Leggy Blonde
- Hiphop
- Hiphopopotamus Vs Rhymenoceros
- Humans Are Dead
- I Told You I Was Freaky
- If Youre Into It
- Im Not Crying
- Inner City Pressure
- Kissing
- Ladies Of The World
- Love Is Your Weapon Of Choice
- Mermaids
- Mutha Uckas
- Nothin Wrong
- Petrov Yelyena And Me
- Prince Of Parties
- Rambling Through The Avenues Of Time
- Robots
- Sellotape Chords
- Sexy Flower
- Song For Epileptic Dogs
- Song For Sally
- Tape Of Love
- Theme Song
- Too Many Dicks On The Dance Floor
- Were Both In Love With A Sexy Lady
- Who Likes To Rock The Party
- You Dont Have To Be A Prostitute
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Amaj7
Children on the streets using guns and knives
F#m7
Taking drugs and each other's lives
Bm7
Killing each other using knives and forks
E7
And calling each other names like dork
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There's people on the street getting diseases from monkeys
F#m7
Yeah that's what I said their getting diseases from monkeys
Bm7
Whys this happening please whose been touching these monkeys
Bm7
Leave these poor sick monkeys alone
E7
There sick they've got problems enough as it is
Amaj7
A man is lying on the street some punk has chopped off his head
F#m7
And I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead
Bm7
Aaoohhh
E7
Turns out he's dead
Dmaj7 C#m7 Bm7
That's why I'm singing Aaaaoooh what is wrong with the world today
What's wrong with the world today mumbling
Dmaj7 C#m7 Bm7
Uooo what is wrong with the world today
Think about it think about it think think about it
Amaj7
Good cops get framed and put into a can
F#m7
And all the money that we're making is going to the maaan
Bm7
What man whose the man when's a man a man why's it so hard to be a man
E7
Am I a man Yes technically yes
Amaj7
Oohh come on sont zootka they're turning kids into slaves
Amaj7
They're turning kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers
F#m7
But what's the real cost 'cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper
Bm7
Why are we still paying so much for sneakers when you got little kid slaves making them
E7
What are your overheads
Amaj7
Well at the end of your life you are lucky if you die
F#m7
Sometimes I wonder why I would even try Why try
Bm7
I saw a man lying on the street half dead
E7
He had knives and forks sticking out of his leg
Dmaj7 C#m7 Bm7
He said Ahh ahh ahh ahhhhhhhhwww
Can somebody get the knife and fork out of my leg please
Dmaj7 C#m7 Bm7
Ooh could somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees
Yeah yeeeahhh
Amaj7
This is where we break it down this is where we break it down
F#m7
We'll break it down
What are they doing their breaking it down
What do they do and now their keeping it funky
Just having a funky jam and then we're going to drop the beat
And then we'll bring it back aaaooowahhhwahhhh
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