A
Petrov Yelyena and me
E
Lost but happy at sea
D A
Petrov and Yelyena said to me
E D A
Shouldn't we have something to eat
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I say there are plenty of fish in the sea
D E A
But all they can see is me
A
They said Any last requests
E
Biding my time I said Yes
D A
I want to party just we three
E D A
Lost but happy at sea
A
So we drank all night from the keg
E
I passed out and awoke with one leg
D A
I said Petrov have you seen my leg
E D A
He said No and he went back to bed
E D A
But he looked suspiciously well fed
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Three days later they were hungry again
D E A
They said Any last requests my friend again
Spoken So I said Do you know any Rolling Stones
It was a hilarious hilarious moment in a very
bleak bleak time of my life
A
So we danced all night to the Rolling Stones
E
when I awoke they were chewing on bones
D A
Yelyena was supping blood from a cup
E D A
that's when I knew that something was up
Hey Petrov that is that you're eating
It's fish
How come it looks so much like my arm which
has been hacked off at the elbow last night
Oh It's an arm fish
B
Later that night while they were asleep
F#
I swollowed some arsenic to poison my meat
E B
I was very ill but revenge is so sweet
F# E B F
Unlike the last meal my comrades would eat
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(theremin solo)
A
When I awoke they were already dead
E
All that was left of me was my head
D A
No not dead just a head
E Dm
Lost but so lonely
A
At sea