Dm7
Hey there Bret
Am7
I see you looking down
Bb7 C7 A7
Don't want to see my little buddy there with a frown
Dm7 C7
Just because I get more women than you
Bb7 C7 A7
That's only because they don't know you like I do
Dm7 C7
Sure you're weedy and kinda shy
Bb7 C7 A7
But some girlie out there must be needy for a weedy shy guy
Dm7 C7
They want you as their needle when they're rolling in the hay
Bb7 C7
Just hear me out when I say
Dm7 A7 F7 G7
Bret you got it goin' on
Gm7 Am7
The ladies get to know your sexuality
C7 Dm7
When they get to know your personality
Dm7 A7 F7 G7
I said Bret you got it goin' on
Gm7
Not in a gay way
Am7
Just in a hey mate
C7 Dm7
I wanted to say that you're looking okay mate
Dm7 C7 Bb7
Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy
C7 A7
That he thinks his booty is fly
Dm7 C7
Not all the time obviously
Bb7 C7 A7
Just when he's got a problem with his self esteem
Dm7 C7
Don't let anybody tell you you're not humpable
Bb7
Because you're bumpable
C7 A7 Dm7
Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable
C7
If I say you've got a boom o wow
Bb7
Come on Bret
C7
Help me out now
D#m7 A#7 F#7 G#7
Bret you got it goin' on
I got it goin' on
G#m7 A#m7
That's the conclusion that I've come to
C#7 D#m7
But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you
D#m7 A#7 F#7 G#7
Bret you've got it goin' on
Got it goin' on
G#m7
No doubt about it
A#m7
We'd be getting crazy
C#7 D#m7
If one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady
Em7 B7 G7 A7
Oh if one of us was a lady
Am7 Bm7
And I was your man if I was your man
D7 Em7
Well sometimes it gets lonely
Em7 B7
And I need a woman
G7 A7
And then I imagine you with some bosoms
Em7 B7 G7
In fact one time when we were touring
A7
And I was really lonely
Am7 Bm7 D7
And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel
Em7 B7
I put a wig on you when you were sleeping
G7
Put a wig on you
A7
Ooh ooh ooh
And I just laid there and spooned you
Em7
Bret you've got it goin' on