Cheerfully stolen from:
http://www.jonathancoulton.com/wiki/index.php/Not_About_You/Tabs
Fear not, though! It falls under the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial 3.0 Unported
license! Yay! Yay? Yes, yay! As long as credit is given and this is not used for commercial
purposes, you can use it. Which I did. Hurray.
Transcribed by gchristo.
Intro: A E D A
E D A F#m Bm
I haven't thought of you in fifteen days and today I still won't think of you
E D A Bm E
And when I call you up and you're not home, well I might not even care
D A
Every day gets better than the one before
D F#m E D
Cause every day I know that I'm fine without you
E
But I don't think about it
A E A
This one is not about you
D F#m E
You can put that in your pipe and smoke it
A E A
This one is not about you
D F#m E
Baby, you can take that to the bank
Bm E A
And shove it up your big fat ass
A E D A
E D A F#m Bm
Every time I ride past your house I forget it's you who's living there
E D A Bm E
Anyway I never see your face cause your window's up too high
D A
And I saw you shopping at the grocery store
D F#m E D
But I was far too busy with my cart to notice
E
You weren't looking at me
A E A
This one is not about you
D F#m E
You can put that in your pipe and smoke it
A E A
This one is not about you
D F#m E
Baby, you can take that to the bank
Bm E A
And shove it up your big fat ass
Solo:
A E D A
A E D
F#m E D E
F#m D E
E D A F#m Bm
I saw that movie where the guy gets dumped when the girl goes off to find herself
E D A Bm E
But I think I may have missed the end - there was something in my eye
D A
But it doesn't matter how it all turns out
D F#m E D
Because I know that guy'll be fine without you
E
You shouldn't worry cause
A E A
This one is not about you
D F#m E
You can put that in your pipe and smoke it
A E A
This one is not about you
D F#m E
Baby, you can take that to the bank
Bm E A
And shove it up your big fat ass
Outro: A E D A