Jonathan Coulton is a geek rock / folk rock musician active since 2003 from Brooklyn, known for his songs about geek culture. He is best known for such compositions as "Still Alive" and "Code Monkey", as well as his cover of Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back". He is the Contributing Troubadour for Popular Science magazine and the musical director for John Hodgman's Little Gray Book Lectures.
Every week for a year Coulton released a new song for free on his website as part of his Thing a Week podcast
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Cheerfully stolen from: http://www.jonathancoulton.com/wiki/index.php/Chiron_Beta_Prime/Tabs Fear not, though! It falls under the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial 3.0 Unported license! Yay! Yay? Yes, yay! As long as credit is given and this is not used for commercial purposes, you can use it. Which I did. Hurray.
Original transcription by Geordie Keitt, revised by Suuuupaadave.
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Verse 1 ADE This year has been a little crazy for the Andersons ADE You may recall we had some trouble last year ADE The robot council had us banished to an asteroid ADE That hasn't undermined our holiday cheer.
Pre-chorus 1 F#m/C#Faug/C#A/C#B7 And we know it's almost Christmas by the marks we make on the wall. EE/F#E7/G# That's our favorite time of year.
Chorus AAaugF#m/A Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime, A7Dmaj7F#m Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords. B7E Did I say overlords? I meant protectors. DDm6 Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.
Verse 2 ADE On every corner there's a giant metal Santa Claus, ADE Who watches over us with glowing red eyes. ADE They carry weapons and they know if you've been bad or good. ADE Not everybody's good but everyone tries.
Pre-chorus 2 F#m/C#Faug/C#A/C#B7 And the rocks outside the airlock exude ammonia-scented snow. EE/F#E7/G# It's like a Winter Wonderland.
Chorus AAaugF#m/A Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime, A7Dmaj7F#m Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords. B7E Did I say overlords? I meant protectors. DDm6 Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.
Verse 3 ADE That's all the family news that we're allowed to talk about. ADE We really hope you'll come and visit us soon. ADE I mean we're literally begging you to visit us. ADE And make it quick before they [MESSAGE REDACTED].
Pre-chorus 3 F#m/C#Faug/C#A/C#B7 Now it's time for Christmas dinner - I think the robots sent us a pie! EE/F#E7/G# You know I love my soylent green.
Chorus AAaugF#m/A Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime, A7Dmaj7F#m Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords. B7E Did I say overlords? I meant protectors. DDm6 Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.