Biography:
Jon Lajoie, born and raised in Montreal, Canada, is the third in a family of nine children. He graduated from Dawson College’s theatre/ninja assassin program in 2001, and immediately started booking assassination work, incidentally putting his acting career on the back burner. Between 2001 and 2007 Jon Lajoie assassinated (in a ninja-like fashion) an estimated 40 000 people, and an estimated 9000 fish (in early 2004 demand for assassination was low, so for 3 months, he held a part-time job as a fisherman).
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Intro:
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B|----------------------------------|
G|-----------------2-4--2h-5p--2h4--|
D|----------2-4--5------------------|
A|--2--4-5--------------------------|
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[Verse 1]
Bm A
I can run a hundred miles
Bm A
without stoppin' for rest
Bm A
I can stay under water for
Bm A
five minutes on a single breath
[Bridge]
G
When I focus my mind I
A
always reach my goal
G
But there's one thing
A
I cannot control...
[CHORUS]
D Dmaj7
I come too fast!
D7 G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
A
A couple strokes and my
G5
erection is a
A D
thing of the past
D Dmaj7
I come too fast!
D7 G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
A
Sometimes it's even
G5
game over
A D
before I take off my pants
[Verse 2]
Bm A
I've read all the articles
Bm A
and I've tried every trick
Bm A
Thinking of Sports or naked
Bm A
Cathy Bates in About Schmidt
[Bridge]
G
If the girl's on top sometimes I'll
A
last a minute or two
G
But if we doggie-style
A
oh man I'm schrewed!
[CHORUS]
D Dmaj7
I come too fast!
D7 G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
A
I carry a spare pare of
G5
underwear in case a
A D
girl sits on my lap
D Dmaj7
I come too fast!
D7 G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
A
I swear I'll even shoot
G5
my load... if a
A D
fly lands on my shaft.
Dm Am D
Oooooh...
Bm, A, Bm, A
e|----------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------|
G|-----------------2-4--2h-5p--2h4--|
D|----------2-4--5------------------|
A|--2--4-5--------------------------|
E|----------------------------------|
[Verse 1]
Bm A
I can run a hundred miles
Bm A
without stoppin' for rest
Bm A
I can stay under water for
Bm A
five minutes on a single breath
[Bridge]
G
When I focus my mind I
A
always reach my goal
G
But there's one thing
A
I cannot control...
[CHORUS]
D Dmaj7
I come too fast!
D7 G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
A
A couple strokes and my
G5
erection is a
A D
thing of the past
D Dmaj7
I come too fast!
D7 G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
A
Sometimes it's even
G5
game over
A D
before I take off my pants
[Verse 2]
Bm A
I've read all the articles
Bm A
and I've tried every trick
Bm A
Thinking of Sports or naked
Bm A
Cathy Bates in About Schmidt
[Bridge]
G
If the girl's on top sometimes I'll
A
last a minute or two
G
But if we doggie-style
A
oh man I'm schrewed!
[CHORUS]
D Dmaj7
I come too fast!
D7 G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
A
I carry a spare pare of
G5
underwear in case a
A D
girl sits on my lap
D Dmaj7
I come too fast!
D7 G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
A
I swear I'll even shoot
G5
my load... if a
A D
fly lands on my shaft.
Dm Am D
Oooooh...
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