Biography:
Jon Lajoie, born and raised in Montreal, Canada, is the third in a family of nine children. He graduated from Dawson College’s theatre/ninja assassin program in 2001, and immediately started booking assassination work, incidentally putting his acting career on the back burner. Between 2001 and 2007 Jon Lajoie assassinated (in a ninja-like fashion) an estimated 40 000 people, and an estimated 9000 fish (in early 2004 demand for assassination was low, so for 3 months, he held a part-time job as a fisherman).
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Jon Lajoie - If I had Wings
Chords:
C Cmaj7 F G C7
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C Cmaj7
If I had wings I'd fly away from here
F C
But wherever I land the people would think that I was weird
G
They'd be like why do you have wings,
C
did your mom have sex with a bird or something
C Cmaj7
If I had one wish I'd wish for a thousand more
F C
But that'd probably be against the rules so I'd have to think some more
G
Then I'd wish for all the supermans powers
So I could fly
C
See through all good looking girls taking showers
C
If ruled the world it'd probably fall apart
F C
Cause I'm not a really organized person and I'm not all that smart
G
I'd just sitting 'round smoking weed all day
C
And be like "who the hell put me in charge here anyway?"
C7
I'd be high as fuck
F C
And if I could ask god one question
Cmaj7 F
I'd ask him what's the meaning of life
F
And he'd probably answer I could tell you
F
But then I'm gonna have to kill you
C Cmaj7 F
And I just say nevermind
F
I'm not that curious
G
So please don't tell me and please don't kill me
C Cmaj7
If I had a million dollars how would I spend them
F C
I think giving it to the poor, but then I'd say fuck that shit
G
And I'd go buy a really expensive pimped up ride
And be like
Yo bitch check out the ribs on my ride
C
Get in the backseat and I fuck you from behind
C Cmaj7
If I had wings I fly high in sky
G
But I would be a weird looking half-bird guy
C F
A regular everyday half-bird guy
Jon Lajoie - If I had Wings
Chords:
C Cmaj7 F G C7
e---0---|---0---|---0---|---3---|---0---|
b---1---|---0---|---1---|---0---|---1---|
g---0---|---0---|---2---|---0---|---3---|
D---2---|---2---|---3---|---0---|---2---|
A---3---|---3---|---3---|---2---|---3---|
E---x---|---x---|---x---|---3---|---x---|
C Cmaj7
If I had wings I'd fly away from here
F C
But wherever I land the people would think that I was weird
G
They'd be like why do you have wings,
C
did your mom have sex with a bird or something
C Cmaj7
If I had one wish I'd wish for a thousand more
F C
But that'd probably be against the rules so I'd have to think some more
G
Then I'd wish for all the supermans powers
So I could fly
C
See through all good looking girls taking showers
C
If ruled the world it'd probably fall apart
F C
Cause I'm not a really organized person and I'm not all that smart
G
I'd just sitting 'round smoking weed all day
C
And be like "who the hell put me in charge here anyway?"
C7
I'd be high as fuck
F C
And if I could ask god one question
Cmaj7 F
I'd ask him what's the meaning of life
F
And he'd probably answer I could tell you
F
But then I'm gonna have to kill you
C Cmaj7 F
And I just say nevermind
F
I'm not that curious
G
So please don't tell me and please don't kill me
C Cmaj7
If I had a million dollars how would I spend them
F C
I think giving it to the poor, but then I'd say fuck that shit
G
And I'd go buy a really expensive pimped up ride
And be like
Yo bitch check out the ribs on my ride
C
Get in the backseat and I fuck you from behind
C Cmaj7
If I had wings I fly high in sky
G
But I would be a weird looking half-bird guy
C F
A regular everyday half-bird guy
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