Biography:
Jon Lajoie, born and raised in Montreal, Canada, is the third in a family of nine children. He graduated from Dawson College’s theatre/ninja assassin program in 2001, and immediately started booking assassination work, incidentally putting his acting career on the back burner. Between 2001 and 2007 Jon Lajoie assassinated (in a ninja-like fashion) an estimated 40 000 people, and an estimated 9000 fish (in early 2004 demand for assassination was low, so for 3 months, he held a part-time job as a fisherman).
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Other songs:
- 2 Girls 1 Cup Song
- Birthday Song
- High As F#%k
- Please Use This Song (for Your Commercial)
- The Potty Training Song
- Alone In The Universe
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- Chatroulette Song
- Cold Blooded Christmas
- Dropping E
- Everyday Normal Guy 2
- Fear Boner
- Fk Everything
- Ghost Monkey
- High As Fuck
- If I Had Wings
- In Different Ways
- Michael Richards
- Osama Is Dead
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- Please Use This Song
- Pop Song
- Radio Friendly Song
- Song For Britney
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- Stay At Home Dad
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High as F#%K - Jon Lajoie
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http://www.jonlajoie.com/chordsandlyrics.html
Capo on 4th fret.
Verse:
C C/B AM G F G C G (Repeat over and over)
Bridge:
AM C/B C C/B AM (Repeat over and over)
Lyrics:
Have you ever watched the sun go down /
And you’re thinkin’ bout the world spinning round
Have you ever been high as fuck?
You’re in the bathroom mirror talkin to your self /
And your dog’s looking at you like you need help
Have you ever been high as fuck?
Then you feel your heart bumping really fast /
And you’re convinced that you’re gonna have a heart attack
Have you ever been high as fuck?
You close your eyes and you’re on a chicken farm
The only problem is that the chickens have human arms
You say that’s fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?
You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
But you’re scared because you think that they will know you’re high
So you walk around the block to buy some time
Finally you decide to go in the store /
But you’re so high you don’t know why you’re there anymore
So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there
You’re walking home and your mouth is dry
Should have bought some juice and snacks but you were too high
Thinking ’bout ketchup chips
And for some reason the game Battleship
I started thinking about how fun it was to play games like Battleship when we were a kid
And then how as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves
So you say: guess what I’m gonna make up a game right now
And it involves a baseball bat and a porcuipine
And I’m gonna try and kill a porcupine with a baseball bat
But then you don’t know where to find the porcupine
So you go on eBay and do a search but people don’t sell porcupines on the Internet
And you say, “you know what world, you got me cornered again, I’m gonna roll another joint”.
Ever eat a whole bag of crackers /
That were so old that they weren’t crispy anymore
Have you ever been high as fuck?
High as F#%K - Jon Lajoie
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http://www.jonlajoie.com/chordsandlyrics.html
Capo on 4th fret.
Verse:
C C/B AM G F G C G (Repeat over and over)
Bridge:
AM C/B C C/B AM (Repeat over and over)
Lyrics:
Have you ever watched the sun go down /
And you’re thinkin’ bout the world spinning round
Have you ever been high as fuck?
You’re in the bathroom mirror talkin to your self /
And your dog’s looking at you like you need help
Have you ever been high as fuck?
Then you feel your heart bumping really fast /
And you’re convinced that you’re gonna have a heart attack
Have you ever been high as fuck?
You close your eyes and you’re on a chicken farm
The only problem is that the chickens have human arms
You say that’s fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?
You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
But you’re scared because you think that they will know you’re high
So you walk around the block to buy some time
Finally you decide to go in the store /
But you’re so high you don’t know why you’re there anymore
So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there
You’re walking home and your mouth is dry
Should have bought some juice and snacks but you were too high
Thinking ’bout ketchup chips
And for some reason the game Battleship
I started thinking about how fun it was to play games like Battleship when we were a kid
And then how as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves
So you say: guess what I’m gonna make up a game right now
And it involves a baseball bat and a porcuipine
And I’m gonna try and kill a porcupine with a baseball bat
But then you don’t know where to find the porcupine
So you go on eBay and do a search but people don’t sell porcupines on the Internet
And you say, “you know what world, you got me cornered again, I’m gonna roll another joint”.
Ever eat a whole bag of crackers /
That were so old that they weren’t crispy anymore
Have you ever been high as fuck?
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