[Intro]
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If you've ever wondered why
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Disney tales all end in lies
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Here's what happened after all their
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dreams came true...
[Verse 1 - Simba]
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Hmm!
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Was gonna be a mighty king, Mufasa's famous heir
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Well, your little mane's been lion-tamed
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By beasts who don't fight fair
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I've turned into the main event for soldiers big and small
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And now I dread my severed head might end up on your wall
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Let me help this African economy!
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Oh, my species is going extinct!
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Everywhere you look, death!
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Taking shots at my pride
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Thanks for that petition to stop a straight up genocide (scope, set)
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Rafiki's brains are not a cure for AIDS
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Now ebonies need ivory for pay
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I don't think Hamlet ended up this way
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Oh, my species is going extinct!
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Oh, my species is go
[Verse 2 - Peter Pan]
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Every time I fly to town
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I grow up when I come down
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Now I've been stuck at age sixteen
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For eighty years of puberty
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In unforgiving tights!
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(He's upright, he's upright, he's upright)
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We're following his leader, his leader, his leader
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We're following his leader
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Wherever he may bone
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Tee dum, tee dee
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My teedle-dee's out to play
It's one for all
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The mermaids are wet for days
This engine's revved
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There's only one booty for me
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Just a teedle ee rump
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A teedle ee hump tee day
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Think of the fappiest thoughts
I'm a happy little thot
(Okay)
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Wendy is my special gal
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She's like ninety
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I'm down
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The dentures never bite
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(He's upright, he's upright, he's upright)
Hope he's bi
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He's upright
[Verse 3 - Hercules]
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Save my soul
Herc was on a roll
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Now every god and goddess here is begging to atone
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Replaced by intelligent design
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The new guy's rolling by and turning water into wine
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The Romans are chanting "Christo, Christo"
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He's a godsend bigger than Nero
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Out with the old, in with the Jew
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Hero to Christo
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God's honest truth
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Hero to Christo
Hey Herc, you're screwed
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The Jesus freak is super weak
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I'm so divine
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You see I came inside a virgin's bod
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So have I
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I threw him in the Colosseum
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A lion a la carte
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Three days went by he zombified
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And rose up in search of hearts
[Verse 4 - Aladdin]
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I'm a prisoner of war
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ISIS blew up my city
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They're throwing me off a building
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'Cause they think that I like guys
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A holy war
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An old fantastical point of view
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Carpet was burned alive, streamed nationwide
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I can't go back to where I used to thieve
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Every turn suicide
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A hundred thousand children plead
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The toppling of Agrabah with Sharia law
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Stop this holy war before we're through (a holy war)
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Unholy war (that's where we'll be)
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Just refugees (send helping hands)
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Instead of bans for you and me
[Outro]
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The lions are gone
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Hair on my junk
Jesus is a hunk
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Screw Trump!