A WEDNESDAY CAR
A E A
The assembly line is running slow on Monday
D A
They've been living it up and laying up Saturday and Sunday
A
On Tuesday they're about to come around
D
But they still feel bad and they're kinda down
A E A
And mad cause they've got four more days before the weekend rolls around
A E A
On Wednesday they're feeling fine again
E A
And they're working like a dog and digging in
D E
Trying to do everything they should putting the cars together good
A E
And I got me a car that was made on Wednesday, on Wednesday
[Spoken]
If you're going to buy yourself a new car
A
You just better hope you're lucky enough to get one made on Wednesday
[Solo]
A E A
On Thursday the weekend is in sight
D A
And they're in a hurry and they don't do anything right
A
Friday is the worst day of the week,
D
That's the day they make lemon dogs and freaks
A E
If your car was made on Friday, friend, you'll soon be in the creek
A E A
Cause it's payday and the loafing has begun
E A
Lord, the Friday cars just hope you don't get one
Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday
D E
Are all bad days and the only try day is Wednesday
A E
My car was made on Wednesday, on Wednesday
[Spoken]
If your car wasn't made on Wednesday,
A
I'd advise you not to even leave home any