C G Am
Oh what have you done with your life
F Am
Oh please dont tell me
G Am F
Just shut up and go to work
C G
Cause youre interrupting me
C G Am
I wont represent the US
F Am
In the summer olympics
G Am F
My characters questionable
C G
My life is a broken record
Chorus:
C G Am
Im shredding the document
F Am
Im keeping my mouth shut
G Am F
Im running on radio silence
C G
Im letting the record speak
C G Am
Im shredding the document
F Am
The switchboard is lighting up
G Am F
Im not taking anymore calls
C G
Well maybe from Larry King
C G Am
And I dont know who killed who
F Am
Im having a sex change
G Am F
To a woman who loves too much
C G
My sisters a petty thief
C G Am
I doctored the evidence
F Am
Yeah it was a cover up
G Am F
I want to stay wrapped in my blanket
C G
And never get out of bed
Chorus
C G Am
All rumor and innuendo
F Am
An eagles reunion
G Am F
The 20th centurys closing
C G
Its closing in on me
C G Am
You know what my father said
F Am
Well Im not going to tell you
G Am F
Some words that I try to live by
C G
Its none of your goddamn business
Chorus
C G Am
Im shredding the document
F Am
The switchboard is lighting up
G Am F
Im not taking anymore calls
C G
Well maybe from Oprah Winfrey