[Intro]
D E A A
[Verse]
D E A A
Folks'll tell ya booze'll hurt my family
D E A A
But my children never see their dad
D E A F#
My wife seems lonely and unhappy-y-y
D E A A
People say that drink has turned me bad
[Chorus]
D E A A
But I don't really drink, despite the rumours
D E A A
I'll know when I'm gettin' in too deep
D E A F#
Tuesday not a drop, right up till lunch time
D E A A
Yeah I don't really drink, when I'm asleep
D E A A
Yeah I don't really drink, when I'm asleep
[Verse]
D E A A
Folks'll tell ya booze has hurt my workin'
D E A A
But I've held ten jobs since last July (That's a lot a jobs!)
D E A F#
They say drink has hurt my reputatio-io-ion
D E A A
Though I really can't imagine why
[Chorus]
D E A A
But I don't really drink, despite the rumours
D E A A
I'll know when I'm gettin' in too deep
D E A F#
Tuesday not a drop, right up till lunch time
D E A A
Yeah I don't really drink, when I'm asleep
D E A A
Yeah I don't really drink, when I'm asleep
[Verse] (sadder and slower this time, playe each chord once, let them ring)
D E A A
Folks'll tell ya booze'll hurt my family
D E A A
But my children never see their dad
D E A F#
My wife seems lonely and unhappy-y-y
D E A A
People say that drink has turned me bad
[Chorus] (sadder and slower this time, playe each chord once, let them ring)
D E A A
But I don't really drink, despite the rumours
D E A A
I'll know when I'm gettin' in too deep
D E A F#
Tuesday not a drop, right up till lunch time
D E A A
Yeah I don't really drink, when I'm asleep
D E A A
Yeah I don't really drink, when I'm asleep
[Outro] (happily and excited again, like the first chorus)
D E A A
But I don't really drink, despite the rumours
D E A A
I'll know when I'm gettin' in too deep
D E A F#
Tuesday not a drop, right up till lunch time
D E A A
Yeah I don't really drink, when I'm asleep
D E A F#
Yeah, I taper off when I'm aslee-ee-eep
D E (N.C.)
I don't really drink, when I'm...
A
Asleep...