[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Well he came down on vacation, 'cause he liked the tropic sun
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Margaritas and the music, made it all seem fun
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He bought a piece of heaven on the Carribean seas
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He's a happy little camper in Belize
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He began to build a condo, but the labor cost was high
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His partner stole his money, that left him high and dry
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His land is still a mudhole, where you sink up to your knees
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And he's just another gringo in Belize
[Chorus]
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He's a planner, he's a dreamer, he's a sordid little schemer,
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Seems to think that money grows on trees
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He's a whiner, he's a loser, he's a pothead, he's a boozer,
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He's just another gringo in Belize
[Verse 2]
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Well he used to have a girlfriend that now he can't afford
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Since one of his investments got busted at the border
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He wasted all his money paying bribes and fines and fees
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And he's just another gringo in Belize
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So he sold his motorcycle, somebody stole his boat
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They ran it on the reef and now the damn thing just won't float
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The only thing's that free is mud, mosquitoes and the breeze
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And he's just another gringo in Belize
[Chorus]
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He's a planner, he's a dreamer, he's a sordid little schemer,
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Seems to think that money grows on trees
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He's a whiner, he's a loser, he's a pothead, he's a boozer,
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He's just another gringo in Belize
[Instrumental]
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[Verse 3]
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Now he'll drink a beer for breakfast, he'll chase it with rum punch
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He's smoking up his dinner, he's a snorting up his lunch
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He's been wasted on the mainland, now he's stoned out in the Cayes
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And he's just another gringo in Belize
[Chorus]
D# Bb
He's a planner, he's a dreamer, he's a sordid little schemer,
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Seems to think that money grows on trees
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He's a whiner, he's a loser, he's a pothead, he's a boozer,
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He's just another gringo in Belize
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He's just another gringo in Belize
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Sounds like a pretty good goddamned life to me