Biography:
Jay Foreman is a student from the University of York who has written and recorded comedy songs, some of which have gained popularity on the internet, particularly “Moon Chavs” and “The Procrastinator”.
http://www.jayforeman.co.uk
http://www.myspace.com/jayforemanmusic
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Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
It's in 5/8, so watch out.
Here's a couple of the licks:
[Lick 1: from Em to Em again]
e|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------|
D|---0h2-------------------------|
A|-------2---0-------------------|
E|-------------3-2-0-------------|
[Lick 2: from B7 to Em]
e|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------|
A|---2p0------2----2---0---------|
E|-------2---------------3-2-0---|
[Lick 3: in the outro not exactly how he plays it, just a suggestion]
e|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------0---0----------0---0----|
D|-------0h2-0--2-------0h2-0-2--|
A|--------------2-------------2--|
E|---0-0------------0-0----------|
[Chords]
C - x3201x
Cmaj7 - x3200x
B - x2444x
D (from verses) - xx0232
Em - 022000
B7 - x2120x
D/E - xx0453
D (from outro) - x54x3x
[Intro]
C B Em
Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo
Em
(also, just to f*ck with you, I've put it in 5/8 time; count along kids!)
[Verse 1]
Em C
Can I interest anyone in my sofa?
D Em
It's cheap but it requires some extra care
Em Cmaj7 C
It gets rather sweaty between the cushions
B7 [Lick 2] Em [Lick 1]
So be sure to keep it clean down there
[Verse 2]
Em C
Sorry about the rash from where I've been sitting
D Em
And the blisters from where I spilt bolognese
Em Cmaj C
By the way it's not normally this hairy
B7 [Lick 2] Em
I've not shaved it now for several days (it gets worse)
[Bridge 1]
C
And if you do decide to wax it please exfoliate to
G
Avoid ingrowing hair
C
And leave the curtains closed or it'll get a sunburn
B7 [Lick 2]x3
Peeling everywhere oooooh it's got a nipple
[Verse 3]
Em C
It will keep you warm like no other sofa
D D/E Em
But it comes out in goosebumps when it's cold
Em Cmaj7 C
All stains come right out with soap and water
B7 [Lick 2] Em
Not too bad for eighty nine years old
[Bridge 2]
C
And don't sit there for too long or you'll get a puddle
G
Underneath your thighs
C
I hope somebody takes it I don't want to know what
B7 [Lick 2]x3
Happens when it dies
[Outro]
Em
Skin sofa, skin sofa
C B7
eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
Em [Lick 3]
Skin sofa, skin sofa
C D
eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
Em [Lick 3]
Skin sofa, skin sofa
C B7 Em
eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh (thank you very much)
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h - hammer on
p - pull off
***************************
Here's a couple of the licks:
[Lick 1: from Em to Em again]
e|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------|
D|---0h2-------------------------|
A|-------2---0-------------------|
E|-------------3-2-0-------------|
[Lick 2: from B7 to Em]
e|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------|
A|---2p0------2----2---0---------|
E|-------2---------------3-2-0---|
[Lick 3: in the outro not exactly how he plays it, just a suggestion]
e|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------0---0----------0---0----|
D|-------0h2-0--2-------0h2-0-2--|
A|--------------2-------------2--|
E|---0-0------------0-0----------|
[Chords]
C - x3201x
Cmaj7 - x3200x
B - x2444x
D (from verses) - xx0232
Em - 022000
B7 - x2120x
D/E - xx0453
D (from outro) - x54x3x
[Intro]
C B Em
Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo
Em
(also, just to f*ck with you, I've put it in 5/8 time; count along kids!)
[Verse 1]
Em C
Can I interest anyone in my sofa?
D Em
It's cheap but it requires some extra care
Em Cmaj7 C
It gets rather sweaty between the cushions
B7 [Lick 2] Em [Lick 1]
So be sure to keep it clean down there
[Verse 2]
Em C
Sorry about the rash from where I've been sitting
D Em
And the blisters from where I spilt bolognese
Em Cmaj C
By the way it's not normally this hairy
B7 [Lick 2] Em
I've not shaved it now for several days (it gets worse)
[Bridge 1]
C
And if you do decide to wax it please exfoliate to
G
Avoid ingrowing hair
C
And leave the curtains closed or it'll get a sunburn
B7 [Lick 2]x3
Peeling everywhere oooooh it's got a nipple
[Verse 3]
Em C
It will keep you warm like no other sofa
D D/E Em
But it comes out in goosebumps when it's cold
Em Cmaj7 C
All stains come right out with soap and water
B7 [Lick 2] Em
Not too bad for eighty nine years old
[Bridge 2]
C
And don't sit there for too long or you'll get a puddle
G
Underneath your thighs
C
I hope somebody takes it I don't want to know what
B7 [Lick 2]x3
Happens when it dies
[Outro]
Em
Skin sofa, skin sofa
C B7
eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
Em [Lick 3]
Skin sofa, skin sofa
C D
eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
Em [Lick 3]
Skin sofa, skin sofa
C B7 Em
eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh (thank you very much)
***************************
h - hammer on
p - pull off
***************************
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