Jay Foreman - I'm Glad John Lennon Died
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duTaVhslT-0
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What if John Lennon were still alive today
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And he had not been shot?
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The general consensus is that that would be nice
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But I dare to say that it might not.
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He'd hang around with Geldof doing Live Aid and the like
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Oh I'm glad John Lennon died.
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Now before you start to boo me and say that I'm a ****
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Perhaps I should explain
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He last wrote a good song in nineteen seventy one
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And he never wrote a decent thing again
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His music in the eighties would have sounded like Crowded House
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Oh I'm glad John Lennon died.
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And here's a thought, imagine if
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he made a guest appearance as a
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panelist on Never Mind The Buzzcocks.
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All his contributions would be painfully bad
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And to see him look so past is would be really sad.
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He'd always be on Twitter making really racist jokes
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Oh I'm glad John Lennon died.
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(Whistled)
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In 1990 Yoko would have killed him anyway
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Oh I'm glad John Lennon died
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And by the way I wonder if
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You ever stopped to think about
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Whatever would have happened to McCartney.
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Everyone would still be saying "Paul is dead"
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And they would have named the airport after him instead
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Imagine if he instead of Neil Buchanan presented 'Art Attack'...
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Oh I'm glad John Lennon died.