[Intro]
Fmaj7 C Fmaj7 C
Fmaj7 C Fmaj7 C
[Verse 1]
Fmaj7
Hey! It's been a long time
C
Since I've seen your name online
Fmaj7
AIM is in a decline
C
Think we need a little rewind
Fmaj7
Drop out and learn to bartend
C
Drink and drink and drink and drink and drink 'till I say when (when!)
Fmaj7
Call up your mom on the payphone, 50 cents go:
C Dm7
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ri-ing!
[Chorus]
F
(Hello?) I'm not trying to bug you babe
Dm7
But I just got mugged today (Really sucked!)
Am7
And I need some money to buy candy bars
Dm7 F
No, I'm not trying to bug you babe (Uh-uh!)
Dm7
But I got mugged today
F
And I need some money to buy candy bars
[Post-Chorus]
Fmaj7 C Fmaj7 C
Snickers... 100 Grand... Almond Joy...
Fmaj7 C Fmaj7 C
Kit Kat... Crunch...
[Verse 2]
Fmaj7
You would've said the same thing on the phone with your dad
C
He was eating so he didn't pick up
Fmaj7
You left a voicemail on his answering machine, that says:
C
"Hey dad, dad pick up the phone please!"
Fmaj7
Think of joining the army
C
Sing your A-B-C-D-E-F, baby!
Fmaj7
Ride the bus till it's empty, tug the pull string:
C Dm7
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding (Get out!), ding, ding, di-ing!
[Chorus]
F
I'm not trying to bug you babe (Nuh-uh-uh!)
Dm7
But I just got mugged today (It really sucked!)
F
And I need some money to buy candy bars
Dm7 F
No, I'm not trying to bug you babe (No, no!)
Dm7
But I did get mugged today
F
And I need some money to buy candy bars (Hello?)
Dm7 F
I'm not trying to bug you babe (Nuh-uh-uh!)
Dm7
But I just got mugged today (It really sucked!)
Am7
And I need some money to buy candy bars
Dm7 F
No, I'm not trying to bug you babe (Uh-uh!)
Dm7
But I just got mugged today
F
And I need some money to buy candy bars (Hello?)
[Outro]
N.C.
I'm not trying to bug you babe
But I just got mugged today
And I need some money to buy candy bars
N.C.
No, I'm not trying to bug you babe
But I just got mugged today
And I need some money to buy candy bars