[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
D G
Hey man them ain't high heeled sneakers
D G
And they sure don't look like cowboy boots
D G
And that ain't rock and roll you're playin'
E A
And it sure ain't country or rhythm and blues
[Pre-Chorus 1]
G A D
You're singin' a song about makin' love to your drummer
G A D
Well gay guitar-pickers don't turn me on
G A D
And we don't all get into Donna summer
E A
Do you happen to know any old hank Williams songs
[Chorus]
G A D
'Cause you see I'm a dinosaur
G A D
I should've died a long time before
G A D Bm
Have pity on a dinosaur
G A D G D G
Hand me my hat, excuse me man but where's the door
[Verse 2]
D G
It used to be I had a lotta fun in this old hangout
D G
We'd get stoned at the jukebox and stay outta fights
D G
Now and then we'd light a little smoke in the truck out back
E A
Aww, then a little old Jim beam and we'd get right
[Pre-Chorus 2]
G A D
And you know these flashing lights sure make me dizzy
G A D
And this disco's very strange to my ear
G A D
It looks like they've turned the longhorn into a spaceship
E A
And I'll be leavin' just as soon as I finish this beer
[Chorus]
G A D
'Cause you see I'm a dinosaur
G A D
Should've died a long time before
G A D Bm
There's a whole lotta dinosaurs
G A D
Give us our hats, excuse me man but where's the door
G A D
Get us our hats, excuse me man where's the door