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Please Buy My Album

Biography:

Hank Green (May 5, 1980) is one of the two founders of the video blog project Brotherhood 2.0 that inspired the community of cool nerds known as Nerdfighters. Hank wrote many of his songs for his Brotherhood 2.0 videos. He and Alan Lastufka co-own DFTBA Records, a label that signs successful YouTube-based musicians. Both Hank and John Green continue to make videos and their joint YouTube account can be found at http://youtube.com/vlogbrothers. Hank's music can be found at http://DFTBA.com

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Four years of hard work!

This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!

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C G F
Please buy my album. I really did work on it a lot,
C G F
and now that it's done, I'll tell you the tracks that it's got.
F C
And I'm not just gonna list them
F C G
I'm gonna play a medley of them all.
F C
Because there are a lot,
F C
17 tracks. And you may have forgot
G C F
'em, I'm gonna sing them all right now.
F C
And that's not the most exciting part,
F C G
I'll also show you sharkeyejones' art

which is on the back of the poster
C
and now let's start.

Am Em Fm
I don't know what you mean when you say
Am Em Fm
please explain what is D F T B
Am Em Fm
I don't know what you mean when you say
Am Em Fm Am
please explain what is D F T B A

Am(hold)
G C
Oh, this isn't Hogwarts
F C G
This is a concrete box
C F C G
And the pictures on the wall are never gonna talk

F
And the deep sea angler fish has no reason to be happy
C G F C
But she has no freaking idea what else to be

F
I know that you don't think I know that I know what I know
C
I don't know what you think I think you think you know I don't

C F
The mink had lost her furry scarf
G C
She said it was stolen
C F
The shoe salesmen he wanted to help
G C
Because he had so much soul

C F G C
She's Scuzzy Kizoozle Curl, the homicidal squirrel
C F G C
Yes, Scuzzy Kizoozle Curl, the homicidal squirrel

Am (Am7) G
Protons and neutrons
Am G
The electron cloud scattered around

F G C Am
She was the first girl who ever made me fall in love
F G
I just took too long to ask her
C Am
To the freaking Yule Ball

F
Well, there's a lot of cool things about the County Fair
C G C
But the Demolition Derby, is why I'm there.

C F G
And if fatherhood is the most important job by far
C G C
Then why don't I know who the fathers of the Founding Fathers are?
C G C
Why don't I know who the fathers of the Founding Fathers are?

Dm Am
I have a complicated relationship with the distal portion of my large intestine also known as the colon
Em
I started feeling kinda shitty when I turned 23
Am
And then the pain got worse and worse everyday and the days turned into weeks

C C7
You don't love me because I'm not Edward Cullen
F G
I can wear sparkly make-up and act all brave and sullen

C (hold) G (hold) F (hold)
This is the plot to every television crime show

from CSI to Columbo

F
G C F
Everyone thinks of Jesus
G C F
on the eve of Christmas
F
But no one ever thinks to put him on their list
C G C
So Jesus gets nothing for Christmas.

C Fmaj7 F
This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises.

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There's no place that I'd rather be
G D F C
Then livin' here with my nerdy friends
G D C D7
making videos happily
G D F C
On Nerdfighteria Island
G D F C
On Nerdfighteria Island
G D F C
On Nerdfighteria Island

C F G C
So I guess it all makes sense at the end
C F G C
Yeah, I guess it all makes sense at the end

(End on C)