This song is usually sung to an epic track by Michael Aranda, but Hank also occasionally plays an acoustic
version, such as at LeakyCon, the I'm So Bad At This! Live! show and album, and at VidCon.
This video is from VidCon; the actual song starts at 4:04:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_TCKhKxnXo
Delano Fears To Be Afraid, nerdfighters!
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Verse 1
Am
Don't forget that brains attract
F
Darling fetch the battle axe
Am
Decepticons fear this brilliant autobot
G
Do fish take baths a lot?
Am
Dogs frequently take back apologies
F
Dreadful feudal treachery breeds atrocities
Am
Darkened forests take bravery away
Am
DFTB DFTB DFTBA
Am
Doctor Freud's topic became afflicting
F
Damn Facebook, too bloody addicting
Am
I came Down for the baby's arrival
G
But the Dead father's thoughts became archival
Am
Drunk fish try breathing air
F
Debutante's fame tarnished by affairs
Am
Delano fears to be afraid
Am
DFTB DFTB DFTBA
Chorus 1
Am G F
I don't know what you mean when you say
Am G F
Please explain what is DFTB -
Am G F
I don't know what you mean when you say
Am G F Am
Please explain what is DFTBA
Verse 2
Am
It's so Damn fine to be alive
F
Until your dorky farting turd-face brother arrives
Am
Difficult financial times bring apocalypse
G
Danes fear the burning acropolis
Am
Donate for the blood association
F
Don't for the beaux's admiration
Am
Delilah's fruitcake triggers belly-ache
Am
DFTB DFTB DFTBA
Am
Dead frogs teach bored anatomists
F
Delightful fans that blithely assist
Am
Duel for the best acronym
G
A Dark force to boldly apprehend
Am
Dastardly farmers took Bessie away
F
But she was Destined for the burger anyway
Am
Distro falls through bleak autumn
Am
Don't forget to be awesome
Chorus 2
Am G F
I don't know what you mean when you say
Am G F
Please explain what is DFTB -
Am G F
I don't know what you mean when you say
Am G F Am
Please explain what is DFTBA