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Took Problem Chimp To The Ideal Home Show

by Half Man Half Biscuit

Biography:

Half Man Half Biscuit, often abbreviated to "HMHB", are an indie rock band from Birkenhead, England, active sporadically since the 1984, known for its satirical, sardonic, and sometimes surreal songs. The group consists of Nigel Blackwell (lead vocals, guitar), Neil Crossley (bass), Ken Hancock (lead guitar), and Carl Henry (drums). Throughout their career they have been signed to Probe Plus records.

The band's first single, The Trumpton Riots, topped the British Independent Chart in 1986

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G Em D G Em (faster) G Em G D (x8)

G Em G
So banish me to the furnace, I must own though
D G Em G D
My actions are in no way born out of some sort of Darwinist offensive
G Em G D
I just get a bit fidgety times; thumbs twiddle in the middle of a funfair
G Em G D G
High jinks to break up the so-so, methinks we need a little ho ho ho.

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Go - Earls Court; a bag of rivets for the goon at the entrance
G Em G D
Straightways the floor gets slippery, eyes glaze and Bobby's getting jittery
G Em G D
Don't tease him, it don't please him, what's that you want me to appease him?
G Em G D7
How so sir? with Tetris? Not possible - didn't bring the GameBoy.

G Em Am D7
Took problem chimp to the ideal Home Show
G Em Am D7 G
Once in a while I need these childish kicks
Em Am D7
Took problem chimp to the Ideal Home Show
G Em Am D7 G G Em G D, G Em G D
God speed the trial to cite my childish kicks.

G Em G D
Wade in the water, wade in the water children
G Em G D
Wade in the water, wade in the water children
G Em G D
Wade in the water, wade in the water children
G Em G
Wade in the water, wade in the

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Brickbats for Sottsass, bouquets for the chuckling footstool
G Em G D
In the heart of darkness there are no hassle free cabinets
G Em G D
Sometimes occasional tables, mid-air look kind of dangerous
G Em G D
Llewelyn-Bowen, two Carols, go on bobby - both barrels.

G Em G D
Three cheers for the infinite leaflets, ticker tape got me thinking of Kempes
G Em G D
Funky fabric, hip hip hooray, there's no stopping him, rip rip away
G Em G D
Heaven yes, distant now, one imagines after this lot
G Em G D
Still gasp at his agility albeit in the tree of tranquillity

G Em G D
Yes it's a mess I don't deny the crime, but look I've reduced your ironing time
G Em G D
Multifunctional, ain't that what you call it? Well here's a thought feel free to install it
G Em G D
Your sink may well be superior but we all stink once we reach the interior
G Em G D7
Next week I'm taking him up west: we've not seen Lord of the Dance.

G Em Am D7
Took problem chimp to the ideal Home Show
G Em Am D7 G
Once in a while I need these childish kicks
Em Am D7
Took problem chimp to the Ideal Home Show
G Em Am D7 G G Em G D, G Em G D (x4)
God speed the trial to cite my childish kicks.

G Em G D
Wade in the water, wade in the water children
G Em G D
Wade in the water, wade in the water children
G Em G D
Wade in the water, wade in the water children
G Em G D
Wade in the water, wade in the water children
G Em G D
Wade in the water, wade in the water children
G Em G D
Wade in the water, wade in the water children