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Stuck Up A Hornbeam

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Half Man Half Biscuit, often abbreviated to "HMHB", are an indie rock band from Birkenhead, England, active sporadically since the 1984, known for its satirical, sardonic, and sometimes surreal songs. The group consists of Nigel Blackwell (lead vocals, guitar), Neil Crossley (bass), Ken Hancock (lead guitar), and Carl Henry (drums). Throughout their career they have been signed to Probe Plus records.

The band's first single, The Trumpton Riots, topped the British Independent Chart in 1986

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Stuck up a hornbeam, mind like a thickening fog
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Stuck up a hornbeam, mind like a thickening fog
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Gonna get discovered by a bloke out walking the dog.

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I'm so desolate, I'm so all alone
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I feel arthritic in every single bone
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I've got a mynah bird that does nothing but moan.

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For you I'd lose my self esteem
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For you I'd lose my self esteem
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For Crewe I'd use Junction 16.

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Give me a spork.

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Eight words telling me it's okay to wallow
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Eight words giving me a green light to wallow
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"Up Next, brand new Live At The Apollo".

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Psychoanalyst, psychiatrist, Zen therapist, chap out of Hammerfist
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Recommended meditation to cure my woes
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Beats sitting round doing nothing I suppose.

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I've never been any good at DIY
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"Do it yourself" would always be my reply
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Ah, won't you come back there's just one last knot to tie.

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Stuck up a hornbeam feeling blue
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Stuck up here on account of you
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I want to jump but it's such a view.