Half man half biscuit
restless legs
C
Here she lies in the fleecy gown
F AB
by my side in the eiderdown
C AM
but she can't get a ticket to morning town
cause I have restless legs
C
Boring though this film may be
F AB
Slumber still won't visit thee
C AM
so long as you stay next to me
F G C
for I have restless legs
C
Milky drink and sudafed
F AB
that should sort you out she said
C AM
as I kicked myself clean out of the bed
F G C
praise these restless legs
C
Homeopathic cures I sort
F AB
all in all its come to nought
C AM
I wish it was some astronaut
F G C
who had these restless legs
4 o 6 and I’m wide awake
F AB
and uncontrollable urge to take
C AM
a 5 mile hike around the Ogwen Lake
F G C
just to stretch these restless legs
C
No sympathy from Uncle Greg
F AB
nor indeed from Aunty Meg
C AM
but thank god I’m not Jake the peg
F G C
with a extra restless leg
C
So come the day when I don’t exist
F AB
And worms are flying through the graveyard mist
C AM
don’t go botherin' the exorcist
F G C
its just my restless legs
F G C
its just my restless legs