[Intro]
G C D (x6)
G C D G
Come see the townsfolk keenly gathered round the gibbet
C D G C
Got a book of five hundred cloakroom tickets
D G
See what they’ve gone and done
C D
To the trendy mother from the sitcom,
G C
When she said “Penny for ‘em?”
D D7
To her teenage son, who was staring into space.
G C D G
Comedy hypnotist, when you wake up you’ll be me
C D G
And you’ll walk to the side of the road and you’ll see
C D G
All the cars and the lorries and the buses and vans
C D G
But to you they’ll be like “ooh savoury snacks!”
C D
When you’re feeling really hungry
G C D D7 G C D
You can just step out and eat one, go on, you know you want to.
[Instrumental]
G C D (x5)
G C D
Runrig with special guest Mike Peters
G C D G
Red and white, black and white, blue and white bandanas
C D G
See what we’ve gone and done
C D
To the band who got a bit pompous,
G C D D7
They called their fan club an Information Service.
G C D G
Agony Aunt if I had the arse of a crow
C D G
And the wings of a sparrow, and you were below
C D G
Sitting on park bench in memory of
C D G
Bad dreams with a girl you’ve loved for most of your life
C D G C D
With an IRN D J, at an A&R showcase
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A&R showcase.
[Instrumental]
G C D (x4)
G C D G C D
PRS, PRS, PRS yearbook; quick the drawbridge, quick the drawbridge
G C D G C D
PRS, PRS, PRS yearbook; quick the drawbridge, quick the drawbridge
G C D G C D
PRS, PRS golf weekend, I used to think that you had to attend.
[Instrumental]
G C D (x3) G