[Intro]
D G D D G A
[Verse]
D G A
Certain things have always been and ever more shall be
D G A
Walking down this country lane I’ll almost guarantee
D G A
North, South, East, West, twixt twelve and two
D G A D
There’s a water board man in a water board van using up his hour in lieu.
[Instrumental]
D G D D G A
[Verse]
D G A
Don’t get too excited boy although it’s nearly spring
D G A
‘Cos the serpent also hisses where the sweet birds can sing
D G A
Some say some day one of these fine nights
D G A D
The council’s gonna ask Radiohead to switch off Blackpool lights.
I’m Slim Shady; I’m the real Slim Shady
The other Slim Shady’s gone to play tennis.
[Instrumental]
Em G Em G Em G A
[Verse]
D G A
I keep well away from places where they tend to wear
D G A
Glasses I am certain they don’t really need to wear
D G A
Feng Shui? OK, grab the DVD
D G A D D G A D
Keep it upstairs till the bailiff’s been and I’ll make herbal tea.