Numanoid Hang Glide by Half Man Half Biscuit, tabs and chords at PlayUkuleleNET

Numanoid Hang Glide

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Half Man Half Biscuit, often abbreviated to "HMHB", are an indie rock band from Birkenhead, England, active sporadically since the 1984, known for its satirical, sardonic, and sometimes surreal songs. The group consists of Nigel Blackwell (lead vocals, guitar), Neil Crossley (bass), Ken Hancock (lead guitar), and Carl Henry (drums). Throughout their career they have been signed to Probe Plus records.

The band's first single, The Trumpton Riots, topped the British Independent Chart in 1986

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Four years of hard work!

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(intro) A D E (x4)
A D E
Please don’t tell me what you think while I tell you about
A D E
The copse that I retreat to where I’m hemmed in by the Larch
A D E
Where nobody can bother me and the voices in my head
A D E
Cease their Dif Juz ramblings for a while.
F Bbm Dm A
I was best man dead in our road four years on the run
F Bbm Dm G A D E (x2)
Always chose the same demise – dehydration, on a long jog.

A D E
Where once you wiped away my tears and cleaned my grazed knee
A D E
You hang-glide with the Numanoids and snub my rare disease
A D E
The one in which I get these silly visions in my mind
A D E
And have to write them all down for the nurse.
F Bbm Dm A
Gazza in a Mozzer mask goofing by the pool
F Bbm Dm G
Eating all the Caramacs, howay cemetery gates.

(instr) A D E (x4) F Bbm Dm A F Bbm Dm G

C Am Dm G
I said to Jesus, “How much do you love me?”
C Am Dm G
He said “This much” and he stretched out his arms and died
C A Dm G
And I thought to myself: is that a stock reply?
C A Dm G
Or are there exceptions for the likes of REO
C Am Dm G C Am Dm G
Speedwagon, Speedwagon.

Dm G Dm G
La, la la la, la la la, la la la
Dm G Dm G C
La, la la la, la la la, la la la, la la la la.