Monmore Hares Running by Half Man Half Biscuit, tabs and chords at PlayUkuleleNET

Monmore Hares Running

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Half Man Half Biscuit, often abbreviated to "HMHB", are an indie rock band from Birkenhead, England, active sporadically since the 1984, known for its satirical, sardonic, and sometimes surreal songs. The group consists of Nigel Blackwell (lead vocals, guitar), Neil Crossley (bass), Ken Hancock (lead guitar), and Carl Henry (drums). Throughout their career they have been signed to Probe Plus records.

The band's first single, The Trumpton Riots, topped the British Independent Chart in 1986

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[Intro]

D

D Em F D
Dream therapists, is your lucky number seven
Em G F Bb
By any chance? Do you think I once saw heaven
A D
During critical surgery when I walked towards a bright light?
Em F D
Can’t get a hit? Seems like what you got to do
Em G F Bb
Is dial a Weller-gram and he’ll turn up at your show
A
Quite possibly, acoustically get up on the stage

D A Em G A
And declare your band to be a really good band;
D A Em A
Fine shoes; incredible tunes.
D A Em A
Have a glass of Sass with Paolo Hewitt,
D A Em A
Flirt with brass and later rue it.

G Em
Wouldn’t it be nice to get home for Neighbours?
G Em A A7 D A G A
Wouldn’t it be nice to play the Albert Hall for ever,
D A G A D
And ever?

D Em F D
Shit Sellotape, just don’t know where it begins
Em G F Bb
And even when you do it keeps on straying to the side
A
Good quality stationery never comes to my house.
D Em F D
In bed again – can’t be bothered getting up
Em G F Bb
Swing the lead again I’m just waiting for the man
A
From Camelot telling me that I’ve won the Lottery.

D A Em G A
Let’s trash the murder mystery weekend
D A Em A
Let’s stage a couldn’t-give-a-thon
D A Em A
Summertime’s here and I’ve got no hassle
D A Em A
I could be a Goth on a bouncy castle.
G Em
Wouldn’t it be nice to call off the barn dance?
G Em A A7 D A G A D A G A D
Wouldn’t it be nice to sabotage the hot pot supper?

[Instrumental]

D A Em G A D A Em A D A Em A D A Em D

D A D A
Monmore, hare’s running, Monmore, hare’s running,
D A D A
Monmore, hare’s running, Monmore, hare’s running,
D A D A
Monmore, hare’s running, Monmore, hare’s running,
D A D A D A (x8) D
Monmore, hare’s running, Monmore, hare’s running.