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Lock Up Your Mountain Bikes

Biography:

Half Man Half Biscuit, often abbreviated to "HMHB", are an indie rock band from Birkenhead, England, active sporadically since the 1984, known for its satirical, sardonic, and sometimes surreal songs. The group consists of Nigel Blackwell (lead vocals, guitar), Neil Crossley (bass), Ken Hancock (lead guitar), and Carl Henry (drums). Throughout their career they have been signed to Probe Plus records.

The band's first single, The Trumpton Riots, topped the British Independent Chart in 1986

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[The melody is 'She'll be comin' round the mountain']

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There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves
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There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves
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With the possible exception of being Garth Crooks
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There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves.

Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?
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Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?
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When you're holding tea and toast and there's no one else about
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Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?

When you're down beside the lake you're bound to hear
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When you're down beside the lake you're bound to hear
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When you're down beside the lake you're bound to hear somebody say
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"Careful now, that swan can break your arm".

Oh, before the gods that made the gods were born
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Yes before the gods that made the gods were born
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Yes before the gods that made the gods woke up and made the gods
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That's when you got into, that's when you got into
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Yeah, that's when you first got into the Manics