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If I Had Possession Over Pancake Day

by Half Man Half Biscuit

Biography:

Half Man Half Biscuit, often abbreviated to "HMHB", are an indie rock band from Birkenhead, England, active sporadically since the 1984, known for its satirical, sardonic, and sometimes surreal songs. The group consists of Nigel Blackwell (lead vocals, guitar), Neil Crossley (bass), Ken Hancock (lead guitar), and Carl Henry (drums). Throughout their career they have been signed to Probe Plus records.

The band's first single, The Trumpton Riots, topped the British Independent Chart in 1986

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Outside Goldsmith's coughing up blood
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Turner Prize judge gasps "Christ that's good:
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Leave it as it is, it'll get first place
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We'll call it 'A full shift at the coal face'".
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Oh well you're neither a Stuckist or a Y B A
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And you're no longer a miner as of today.
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Praise for the wardens ready to fine
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Anyone caught saying 'graphic design'
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Rag mag seller said I'd be in pleats
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Only when he'd been cleaned from the streets.
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Oh I could squeeze my lemon 'til my blues went away
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If I had possession over Pancake Day.
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Give a philosophy student a glass of limeade
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And he will say 'is this a glass of limeade?'
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And 'if so, why is it a glass of limeade?'
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And after a while he'll die of thirst.