DDD G (no chord) DDD G (no chord) DDD
Assorted nautical jigsaws, horticultural sideshows
C G
Another castle by Edward the First
C G
Another manor house supposedly cursed
Am D
Don't they realise we're easily pleased
Am D G D
Don't they know that all they really got to do is give us bubblewrap
G D Em
Give us bubblewrap, give us bubblewrap
Am D
And stick the Apple Mac in the car park.
DDD G (no chord) DDD G (no chord) DDD
Take a typical warlord; psychological nightmare
C G
The inhumanity, oppression and greed
C G
The stiff missionary, the porcine feed
Am D
Megalomaniacal, loaded for bear
Am D G D
I think your diplomat should get over there and give him bubblewrap
G D Em
Give him bubblewrap, give him bubblewrap
Am D
And tell him baccarat is illegal.
Em C F D7
Millwall Friday afternoon, so much so for Brig O'Doon
G Am C D
Oh sing song, ping pong, fish fry, whist drive
Am D G D
Nurse just throw another log upon the fire and give us bubblewrap
G D G
Give us bubblewrap, give us bubblewrap
D Em
Double wrap, other crap, have it back, river cruise
C DDD G
Dinner queues, Bladder News, innertubes.