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I fell asleep amongst the boulders strewn between
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Glyder Fach and Glyder Fawr and I saw in a dream
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Your charmless associates in a stretch limousine
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They were plunging headlong into a ravine
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And your evening of swing had been cancelled
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Your evening of swing had been cancelled
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Your evening of swing had been cancelled, your evening of swing.
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Came the behemoth, seven score and nine
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To rescue all the children from their parents on the line
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And they took them to a crash site, unfurled a ball of twine
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And tied a bunch of flowers around the speed limit sign
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No more the Multiplex stood in its stead
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Pleasure grounds with maze in the shape of a sled
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And outside "The Gielgud" a neon sign read:
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"Equus On The Buses" starring Mr Ed
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And your evening of swing had been cancelled
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Your evening of swing had been cancelled
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Your evening of swing had been cancelled, your evening of swing.
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And a plague fell upon the Retail Park
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And a storm broke over Henman Hill
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And the christening party arsehole who hitherto had blurred
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My conception of man as nature's final word
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Was fleeing from the lava, his SatNav pleading thus:
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"I'm not from round here mate, you should've got the bus"
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Enter then a real rat pack, millions pouring in
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And Ezekiel punched Dan Brown and the knights are drawing in
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And your evening of swing had been cancelled
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Your evening of swing had been cancelled
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Your evening of swing had been cancelled, your evening of swing.