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Carry On Cremating

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Half Man Half Biscuit, often abbreviated to "HMHB", are an indie rock band from Birkenhead, England, active sporadically since the 1984, known for its satirical, sardonic, and sometimes surreal songs. The group consists of Nigel Blackwell (lead vocals, guitar), Neil Crossley (bass), Ken Hancock (lead guitar), and Carl Henry (drums). Throughout their career they have been signed to Probe Plus records.

The band's first single, The Trumpton Riots, topped the British Independent Chart in 1986

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We’re hardly the fruit from a well-tended banana tree
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We’re hardly the Bayeux in rock’s rich tapestry
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We were like two rubber ducks that passed each other in the bath
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I can sound like Wally out of Crossroads, Kath.

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She threw an apple in my eye, cor blimey
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Alex Haley was adopted – that’s what’s called a disappointment.

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When England won the World Cup back in 1966
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Wembley must have been a sea of smiles
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Well I think Kenneth Wolstenholme summed up the moment really well
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When he said “Just look at Nobby Stiles” yeah.

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She threw an apple in my eye, cor blimey
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Alex Haley was adopted – that’s what’s called a disappointment.

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Oh they’re still cremating Hattie Jacques, I am not surprised
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Come on now, let’s face it, she was fat
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It usually takes for ever trying to burn the grossly oversized
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Who would ever want to look like that?

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She had a face that could launch a thousand dredgers
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I could never get her on my portable TV.
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She threw an apple in my eye, cor blimey
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Alex Haley was adopted – that’s what’s called a disappointment.